Out of Touch.

Watched the MU-MC game today.
WE WON WOOOOOOOOOT~
But as usual, we played rubbish. Pass straight to City players. Like wtf man, we're in red and they're in BLUE, HOW can u pass to the wrong fella weiiiii.
*smacks head*
And I duno WHAT Ronaldo was doing. Sleeping kot.
If only Ferguson had taken him out sooner and replaced him with Nani or Anderson, he could've avoided tat stupid red card.
(Stooooooooooooopid card-happy referee)
AND omg la this Ferguson I tell you, why play Berbatov when Tevez is sooooo much better? No brains ah?!
-_______-

I've completely lost touch with football though.
I think I missed the second half of last season and the first half of this one, so super blur now.

Example, today I was like who the hell is Rafael Da Silva??
Swt weyh, MU player oso duno. Wth.

Was totally shocked when my cousin was updating me on all that had happened...
Since when was Robbie Keane in Liverpool!?
And Chelsea sold Shevchenko back to AC Milan???
And now City is the richest club?
Wth wei.
And omg Ronaldinho left Barca. o_O

Shocking, I tell you.

Argh.
Need to get back in gear, and dig up my football-loving side again.
Got buried when I was in IMU (Astro-deprived mah...no ESPN)

Ahhh.

We WON! Thank God. :)
With ten men down summore. :):)

I still think Sir Alex Ferguson is stupid.
:)

~vid~

Follow Your Heart

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)[?]

The Bottom Line

Be careful -- your idealistic heart is starting to override your logical brain.

Hasn't it always.

~vid~

Samsung L100 (I think la anyway)

HeyLow darlings. :)

I've been extremely lazy to blog the past few days...
...so, I haven't.
:p

But nah, I can't let me poor olde blog die off now, can I?

Laziness to type does not have to include laziness to upload pictures. :)
nyeh~
I've been playing around with my cam, but haven't quite got the hang of things yet,
and I have shit photo taking skills,
so until I get better at it...no photos yet.

BUT.
The Internet leaves nothing to imagination.
So instead of wasting words on description,
let me show you...
My new baby. :)





Ok la, its not great, and the specs aren't exactly all that,
but it was cute.
AND under my budget.
So wtv la. I needed a new cam.
My old one, generously (NOT) bequeathed to me by my darling brother (only cos he got a spanking brand new Sony) was 3.2 MP.
Damn blur wtf.
AND DAMN BULKY.

And and and...
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT!
Ok, I know I'm not a big fan of CGI/cartoons and all that..
(never watched Madagascar, or Happy Feet or Open Season or Over the Hedge, etc etc)
But I wanna watch BOLT!
The characters are super cute weiiii.
Me hearts. :)
Whee~



How cute is that wei.
And the hamster in the bubble.
woot~

Haha ok.

I think you may have noticed that my brain died.
I is talking rubbish.

Ah vell.

You know you still love me. ;)

~vid~

PINK!

I hereby officially do own a PINK camera.

Why pink?
No idea either.
Was feeling pink today. :D

Whee.

Update later k? Wan go play with it first. LOL.

~vid~

Ouch.

And my incompetence at housework is once again proven.

We went out today.
In the afternoon.
And I left all the upstairs windows WIDE open.

In my defence, I closed my the windows in my own room when I was changing to go out (duh),
and so I completely forgot that the others hadn't been closed.
And I closed the downstairs ones when I was taking in the clothes.
:(

And then while we were out, it started raining.

And...OMIGODIFORGOTTOCLOSETHEWINDOWS!!
WE HAVE TO GO BACK NOW!!

Which we did.
In time for me to stop the whole of the upstairs being completely flooded.

Has anyone ever attempted flat out running in three inch heels in the pouring rain?
You should give it a try.
Its good exercise.

And my back still fucking hurts.

Argh.

I'm not used to this housework thing.
I haven't done it before. Ever.
Ever ever.

So to wake up one day, after 18 years of being pampered, and be handed the responsibilities of family welfare...
...to be done single-handedly (my mum can only supervise because shes sick)...
...its not easy.

I'm doing the best I can.
Which is probably why I feel so disheartened when I mess up.
Other people dont forget to close windows when they go out.
*bang head on wall*

Someone very (un)graciously pointed out that I used to complain
that I wanted to stop studying and become a housewife
when I used to get sick of studying before EOS...
...and so technically, I'm getting to live out my *ahem* dream.

I'd rather study.

It's hell of a lot easier.

~vid~

p.s. emo blog will be updated today.

@#$*%&

My back is being a BITCH.

~vid~

I need a melting smiley!

Butterfly On A Wheel

Today was a relatively unproductive day.
My back has been aching since morning.
Cannot sit, cannot stand, cannot lie down.
And I took Voltraine, AND Ponstan, and used a hot water bag, and rubbed Deep Heat about ten thousand times, and...
No relief whatsoever.
This is rubbish.

My mother says it sounds like I have a slipped disc.
I don't see how that's possible unless slipped discs are genetically acquired.

Anyway.
Point is my back damn pain la.

And then today kan, I was watching this movie on Channel 413 (wat channel is tat? I forgot) - Butterfly on a Wheel.
Pierce Brosnan movie.
I hate Pierce Brosnan.
HATE.
But my mum said it was a nice movie so I watched it la anyway, and then kan I was thinking that the other guy in the movie was quite cute.
Like "eh this guy not bad leh",
and there was something remotely familiar about him,
so I waited for the credits, cos I wanted to see who it was, if not I confirm cannot sleep,
and guess who?

Gerard Butler.

HOW could I have NOT recognised GERARD BUTLER?!
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?!

I blame this on med school.
I have forgotten almost everything that was important to me before IMU.
This is rubbish.
I need my life back.

Can u blive I forgot what Gerard Butler LOOKED LIKE?!
And I have his face ON the cover of my copy of P.S. I Love You above my bed!

RUBBISH I tell you.

~vid~

What Rubbish.

My October Road downloaded 99%.

And then they tell me my computer does not have enough disk space.

So.

It didn't save.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?

Now I have to go download it again.
Excuse me while I bang my head on the wall, rendering my own self incapable of blogging again today.

~vid~

The Datukship.

Shah Rukh Khan too busy to receive Datukship.

ROTFL.
Good on you Shah Rukh,
serves them right for being such idiots.

Give Datukship just cos he came and filmed movies here.
Like that might as well give Datukship to everyone who was involved in the film rite?

Stupid fellas.
Nothing better to do so go round giving Datukship for no reason.
Rubbish.

~vid~

To Malfoy and Snape...

...the two best characters in all the 7 books.

I love Malfoy because he's a born loser and yet he's still ever so determined (or stubborn) enough to still be a pain in the neck.
And I love Snape cos hes just so damn cool ok. Gothic.
Rawr.
And I HATE Voldermort.

I've just finished the last book, and..
well..
almost everybody died.
Wth?
Snape died.
SNAPE.
SEVERUS SNAPE. wtf. How can Snape die!?
And FRED?!
And LUPIN?!
Sirius dying in the Iforgotwhichnumber book already was bad enough, but Lupin?! And Tonks?!
Whaaaat Rubbish.
And Fred Weasley weiii wtf la. Kill off one twin, she really had nothing better to do is it?
Main kill off people in her last book.
-__-

At least they didn't kill Malfoy.
Or I'd have sued someone for emotional distress.

Although I sorely miss the Quidditch, and idiotic fights between Ron and Hermione and with Malfoy, and all their classes, and the weird teachers they used to have for Defence Against Dark Arts...
...all the things that made the first three books worth reading in the first place...
...also all the things that were severely missing in the past few books, this one especially.

Ah vell.
Done with the 7th book.
And that sums up Harry Potter.

For some reason I feel...sad.

~vid~

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Stuart Little has the weirdest quotes ever.
My nephew was watching it this afternoon and so I could hear snippets as I was clearing the table after lunch.
Example :
"Goodbye fake father! Goodbye fake mother!"
"Goodbye fake son!"
WTHLOL.
And
"I'm a cat, I don't do water"
Shit cute wei.

The sun was playing games today.
Now you see me, now you don't.
Rawr.
When people want clothes to dry only must play hide and seek you know.

I fell asleep while reading Harry Potter today.
Nyeh~
Although I have to admit that the 7th book (which I'm finally reading yes I know I'm outdated so sue me) is ALOT better than the previous three.
Which were super long, and super rubbishy.
But I do wish there was more of Malfoy in this book.
I do wish there was more of Malfoy, fullstop. :D
Saya sangat sayang akan Malfoy.
If you'd known me back in school, you'd have known that Malfoy was my first true love.
Second being Anakin Skywalker.
whee~
And yes, Malfoy, not Tom Felton, and Anakin, not Hayden C.
I have a thing for bad guys.

I was hanging out the clothes this morning, and my neighbour (whom I'm not VERY fond of) passed comment :
"you would make a good housewife..in ten years time"
-__________-
Ya la. People hardworkingly study for MBBS 5 years to become housewife rite.
Rubbish.

Aaaaaaaah.

I'm going back to reading now.

I love everybody.

OH OH.
Forgot. Got something else to add.
I think someone is avoiding meeeee. *in singsong voice*
Running away, more like it.
Am I that scary? :D
Ah vell.
Some people just cannot handle crazy. Or maybe I overdid it.
Ah wth.
whee~

~be the flame, not the moth~
Heath Ledger in Casanova

~vid~

Self-Pity

She scowled, irritated that the rain had to come just then.
5 seconds were spent feeling extremely sorry for herself; then reluctantly she dragged herself off the sofa, abandoning all thoughts of an afternoon nap.
There were the clothes to be taken in, windows to be shut, and the crazy stray squirrel to be chased out - the one that always took refuge in the storeroom when it rained.
The only bright side was the rain would water the plants for her.
One less chore to be done; there still was a silver lining somewhere.

My workload is never-ending.

~vid~

Weevil.

Weevil.

Evil Weevil.

Hah. I rhyme.

~vid~

*Hearts*

I am dancing on air... <3

~vid~

How do babies come out?

I spent the last half hour explaining the intricacies (or not) of birth to my 7-year old nephew.
O_O

How do babies come out?
Err..they just do.
But how??
Err..well, you know there's an opening down here right? *points vaguely*
No there isn't.
Yes there is.
*Looks down* No there isn't.
Ah. Well. Not on you.
Why not?
*Pause* Erhm. Well. *looks around helplessly* Yes, well, anyway, there's an opening there, and when the baby wants to come out then the opening grows bigger and the baby comes out.
*Not satisfied* Okay.
Okay.
~5 mins later~
I still don't understand how babies come out.
*silent scream* Go ask your mother. *buries head under pillow*
But.. but..
*Starts singing I'm Walking Away loudly from under pillow*

DON'T judge me.
My brain died. Couldn't come up with anything sensible.
And 7 years old is a bit too young to know the differences between male and female genitalia.
Wouldn't you agree?

I swear, I should bloody get paid for my babysitting services.

Rawr.

How do babies come out wtf.
-___-

~vid~

Thank You, Lord

My laptop died :(

I have so many icons on my desktop, I can no longer see my wallpaper.
Rubbish.
><

ANDDDD [:D:D]
My fingernails are long enough to make clicking noises when I type.
Ahhhh.
I missed my long shiny witch fingernails so much this sem, I tell you.
I was so used to just snipping them short every two weeks.
Stupid CSU rules.
Its so unfair, I've only technically been allowed to keep long fingernails for one year in my entire life.
I mean when I was small no one allowed me to keep long fingernails, cos they were scared I would scratch myself.
Then school.
Then one blessed year at Taylors without reservations :)
Then our wonderful IMU with its wonderful-er CSU.
-____-

Not that I had very short fingernails in school anyway.
:p
Ah vell.

You know what happened??
Yesterday afternoon rite, my laptop ws working perfectly fine you know, then rite, at night, IT COULDNT START.
O_O
WAT RUBBISH.
I nearly got a heart attack n died ok.
My laptop not starting...its like someone cut off half my hand and left me helpless.
wthwth.
And then I dont trust these fellas here in JB.
Later they mess up my laptop then how!? I would have sat and cried buckets ok.
Yeah, so anyway, I did wat I usually do when I have tech-problems...call my brother.
Only this time cannot call la, cos hes like ten thousand miles away in Egypt, so I msged.
I think he was working, but wtv la, he HAS to layan me wat...privilege of being only baby sister.
nyeh~
Anyway, its some battery problem la, so I currently am working on AC power alone without battery.
(btw i have NO idea wat AC power means, I just know its called AC power. Its written on the bottom right corner of my screen. :p)
Feels weird to look at my battery lying on the table beside me.
Not used to not being on power alone.
Heh.

I dread tomorrow.
I do.
ARGH.

~vid~

This Murphy Fella Again

I am telling you...
...this Murphy just hates me.
Hes got some big agenda against me la, I swear.

Make my life miserable.
Rubbish.
I've said this before and I'll say it again, I hope he NEVER rests in peace.

He and his stupid Murphy's Law.
*screams and pulls out hair*

~vid~

p.s. if you have absolutely NO idea what I'm talking about, go google Murphy's Law.

You know something?

I would have made a pretty damn good Psychologist.

~vid~

Resah.

Kepada pembaca-pembaca tersayang,

Aku resah.

Entah mengapa tanganku gatal sangat sehingga ku menghebohkan alamat blog ini di Facebook.
Sudah tau alamat ku boleh didapati oleh sesiapa, ku masih menulis tentang hal-hal yang berpotensi mengkompromikan maruah ku di sini.
Alangkah baiknya sekiranya ku mengambil masa untuk berfikir sebelum bertindak.

Aaah.
Susah begini.
Susah!!

Ku ingin melarikan diri buat seketika.
Ku ingat, sekiranya cuti, ku tidak perlu bersemuka dengan sesiapa buat 2 bulan.
Argh.
Ku lupa pasal msn, pasal handphone, pasal Facebook.
Argh.

Ku tahu, tatabahasa dan vokabulari ku memang teruk, tapi ada sebabnya ku tak tulis post ni dalam Bahasa Inggeris.

Aku resah.
ARRR.

~vid~

The story of Kuttapan. :)

Kuttapan is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai. He is not well educated and he is working as a peon.

This Kuttappan has a bad habit. If he hears somebody talk he will interrupt
saying "I know that very well, I know him very well".. like
that.

One day Kuttappan's Boss, a foreign-educated person and a North Indian, was saying something about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was passing through that way, and suddenly he interrupted saying "oh Arnie.. he is my best friend".

Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying "How can u be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger.. you are only a peon living in India".

Kuttappan said "If u wont believe, then its your problem, I cant help you".
"Ok", The Manager said. "I am going on a trip to US next week, you come as my assistant and we will go to Arnold's house and see what happens".
Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

A week after, they landed in US. First they went to NY. Arnold was there in NY. They went to meet Arnold. Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappan and hugged him saying "Hey Kuttappan! Long time no see! Where were you man?"
Then Kuttappan went with Arnold to have some coffee.

Boss was stunned. When Kuttappan came back the Boss told him "We will go to Bush's place. Let's find out whether you know him or not".
Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

At Bush's home Bush also did the same as Schwarzenegger asking "Where were you my friend for long time??"
Kuttappan went to have tea with Bush while the Boss was sitting out side the gate.

When Kuttappan came back Boss said "I have to go to Vatican to get blessings from Pope, so you come with me".

At the Vatican, crowd from all over the world were waiting to see the Pope. Kuttappan and his boss were also there.
Boss asked, "Kuttappan, do you know the Pope?"
Kuttappan said "Why not?"
Boss told Kuttappan that he would not believe it. Kuttappan asked his Boss to wait for some time and went inside the crowd.

After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope John Paul. Pope was holding Kuttappan's hand.
Kuttappan's Boss became unconscious and fell down.

When Kuttappan came back his Boss was on a stretcher and by his side were nurses and paramedics.
Kuttappan asked, "Sir what happened??"

Then boss said;
"Kuttappa you know Arnold, that I can believe; you know Bush, I can believe; and you knowing the Pope, I believe that too.. but WHEN U CAME WITH POPE ON THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING 'WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN!!!!'. After hearing that I became unconscious".
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LESSON FROM THIS STORY :

NEVER EVER UNDERESTIMATE A MALAYALI!
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hehe.
Ok, syok sendiri moment.
Damn, I love being Malayali.

whee~

~vid~

P.s.

Wanna join? ;)

GIRLS ONLY.
...Super emo guys may be allowed. See first. :p

The White Flag

~vid~

The White Flag.

I'm so proud.
*refers to newly created group on Facebook*

I'm so very very proud.
*wipes away tears of joy*
I would like to thank God, and my parents, and my entire crew (of friends) who have stood by me and inspired me in the process of creating aforesaid group.
I love you people.
Thank you! Thank you~!

I is too damn free weyh. :p

~vid~

Thank you. :)

My friends rock.
They seriously do. :)

Thanks for being my rock (or rockS, rather) through it all,
and for making me believe that I deserve better.

I love y'all. :):)

~vid~

Holidays. And the boringness associated.

*streeee-eee-eee-tch*

GAH.
Hols is boring.
I miss everyone.

But no, don't get me wrong, I do not...
...repeat : DO NOT...
...want to get back to studying.

I would be quite at peace with the world if I could just get married rite now.
And never have to study again!!!
wakakaka~
(erm...maybe for the next 6 months la)
Hehe.

Thou shalt not judge me for the above paragraph.
I is not sane rite now.
whee~

Btw, if you haven't yet noticed, emo blog updated. :)
Oh, and if you're going to link both and label them 1 and 2, I would really appreciate this one being linked as number 1.
Pls n tq :)

I love getting head massages.
They're the awesomest things in the world.
Aaaaaaaah.
*happified*

Rawr.
Okay, I have nothing much to say.

Went to eye specialist today.
My power has NOT increased wooooooooooot~
But I needed my lenses changed, and apparently I needed clip ons.
Which I know that I would be too lazy to carry around and hence would probably never wear...so I decided to scratch that whole concept and just go with transition lenses.
The super cool ones that can change colour and make you look super retarded when you walk into an indoor area after spending half n hour in the sun.
Me like :)

And thennnnnn...wat did I do ah?
I've been being very boring lately.

Hmm.
Oh ya.
I didnt do anything. :p
But I'm going for my nephew's prize giving ceremony tomorrow. At least its something to do, somewhere to go.
Sigh.
I don't think I'd actually be able to enjoy the holidays properly til results are out...
...but I don't want them to come out either.
JUST in case its not good news.
Sigh.
Per-red-i-cay-ment.
(Predicament)

RAWR.

Pinkie says hi.

And sends his love.

And hugs everybody.

rawr.
Nitenite peoples.

IF...IF things go well, then I'll see y'all in two months.
(hopefully NOT in two weeks)
Til then...

TRY, children, TRY not to miss me. :)

~vid~

Oh, and and...

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IT WAS THE EXAM STRESS, I TELL YOU!!
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~vid~

Of Dictionaries and Copycats

Rachel's response to my calling her friend Ameet a Copycattifier :
"u n the rubbish words u come up with...u will have a dictionary w your name on it soon"

That will be the day, man.
:)

~vid~

Strongyloides Stercoralis

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EXAMS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

For the next ten days la anyway.
And then its doomsday.
Btw, is it true tat we have to collect our results from our mentor??
Does anybody know?
I've NEVER met my mentor before wei. O_O
Prof Mak.
The one who wrote our Parasito book.
Aiseh.
Wasted man, my opportunity to be pro at Parasito.
Bleh.

Oh, and Wye Luun, if you're reading this...
I've discovered what kind of parasite I am!!
Strongyloides Stercoralis!!!
wahaha.
You shall learn why when its your turn to study those thingamajiggies. :D
Btw, tat Enterobious thingy looks like some mutant snake from some stupid low-class horror movie.
:)

zomg so damn sleepy.

Btw, disclaimer :
Anything uncharacteristic that you have seen or heard me do for the past two weeks shall hereby be chalked up to exam stress.
I refuse to be held responsible for acting like a normal human being.

Uh.
Actually I had a lot to say la.
Then rite...
...I forgot.
Hehe.

oh ya.
I just realised got quite a few IMU people who read my blog.
I is surprised.
I didnt know I was so loved.
aww. :):)
whee~
Not that its a very good thing la, cos now I cannot kutuk IMU so much.
Heh.
I shall link y'all soon k?

RAWR.
Ok I damn sleepy.
Good nite.

Btw,
To my dearest Piddy who doesnt come online anymore :
FIONA I FAT EDIIIIIII.
(Fine la, FattER)
COME JOGGING WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE.
But after the 17th la. heh.
I shall drive to your new house and sleepover there then we can go MPSJ every morning.
wahaha.

I love everybody.
Except IMU.
And EOS.
And a certain irritating specimen of the male species.

OH YA.
I remember what I wanted to say.
Yesterday kan, I was msging ppl : Hey hey, in case I dont c u guys tmr, good luck for ospe!! XD
(btw if I didnt msg you, its probably cos I dont have your number :p)
Yan Qi's reply :
Cheh, I tot u skipping or goin2kill urself afta sending dis msg. choi! dun give up, I LOVE U! u r owes my sayang. good luck 2u 2! Muaxxx~

Only the people closest to me would think I was perfectly capable of killing myself just before a major exam.
They have such faith in me.
So touched.
Sniff~
But yeah, referring to the second part of the msg...
SEEEEEEEEEEE... EVERYBODY LOVES MEEEEEE. :)
RAWR.

~vid~

p.s. To all the dentistry students...GOOD LUCK!! :)

RUBBISH.

RAWR.

OSPE tomorrow wei.
I die.
I think I may have to resit.
And I'm not saying this for fun.
Both papers today were RUBBISH.

And not enough I stressed out over exam today, that boy must go make things worse.
He can CALL you know.
But cannot talk face to face.
Wat rubbish.

Argh.
Anyway, I have two months away from everybody.
I shall just pretend its exam stress and forget about it.
Or try to.

RAWRRRRR.

~vid~

I wish I was an ostrich...

..so I could go bury my head in the sand.

For the next ten years.

~vid~

Sleepie.

I'm at McD, supposedly studying.
In four hours, I have managed to cover two and a half lectures.
ONLY.

Rubbish.

I cannot do this.
Argh.

Pray for me pls tq.
:)

~vid~