The story of Kuttapan. :)

Kuttapan is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai. He is not well educated and he is working as a peon.

This Kuttappan has a bad habit. If he hears somebody talk he will interrupt
saying "I know that very well, I know him very well".. like
that.

One day Kuttappan's Boss, a foreign-educated person and a North Indian, was saying something about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was passing through that way, and suddenly he interrupted saying "oh Arnie.. he is my best friend".

Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying "How can u be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger.. you are only a peon living in India".

Kuttappan said "If u wont believe, then its your problem, I cant help you".
"Ok", The Manager said. "I am going on a trip to US next week, you come as my assistant and we will go to Arnold's house and see what happens".
Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

A week after, they landed in US. First they went to NY. Arnold was there in NY. They went to meet Arnold. Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappan and hugged him saying "Hey Kuttappan! Long time no see! Where were you man?"
Then Kuttappan went with Arnold to have some coffee.

Boss was stunned. When Kuttappan came back the Boss told him "We will go to Bush's place. Let's find out whether you know him or not".
Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

At Bush's home Bush also did the same as Schwarzenegger asking "Where were you my friend for long time??"
Kuttappan went to have tea with Bush while the Boss was sitting out side the gate.

When Kuttappan came back Boss said "I have to go to Vatican to get blessings from Pope, so you come with me".

At the Vatican, crowd from all over the world were waiting to see the Pope. Kuttappan and his boss were also there.
Boss asked, "Kuttappan, do you know the Pope?"
Kuttappan said "Why not?"
Boss told Kuttappan that he would not believe it. Kuttappan asked his Boss to wait for some time and went inside the crowd.

After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope John Paul. Pope was holding Kuttappan's hand.
Kuttappan's Boss became unconscious and fell down.

When Kuttappan came back his Boss was on a stretcher and by his side were nurses and paramedics.
Kuttappan asked, "Sir what happened??"

Then boss said;
"Kuttappa you know Arnold, that I can believe; you know Bush, I can believe; and you knowing the Pope, I believe that too.. but WHEN U CAME WITH POPE ON THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING 'WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN!!!!'. After hearing that I became unconscious".
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LESSON FROM THIS STORY :

NEVER EVER UNDERESTIMATE A MALAYALI!
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hehe.
Ok, syok sendiri moment.
Damn, I love being Malayali.

whee~

~vid~