Off form

Wah I dahm sakit hati today.

Germany was so off form man.
I don't know why Podolski was acting like he never see goalpost before.
8 shots on goal.
EIGHT.
And not one converted.
What happened to the golden boy of Germany???

And Schweini!
I think the flu and neck pain combined just threw him off his game so much man.
Play sooooooo freaking deep in his own half for what??
Attacking midfielder la woi! Then never cross, never go near penalty box, never keep ball...wth?
Definitely not the Schweini I know and love. :(

Lahm, Marin..aaaaaah. VERY off form.
Joachim screaming and shouting on the sidelines didnt help.

On the whole we were really subdued today.

And the Serbian defence was crazy man. Effing frustrating.
Goalkeeper pun insanely good.
Meh.
Stupid goalkeeper. :(

BUT THE RED CARD WAS SO UNCALLED FOR.
AGAINST KLOSE SUMMORE.
STUPID FELLA.

Btw I dont like Klose.
I love the German squad to bits and pieces, but I cannot stand Miroslav Klose.
Live with it.

Nvm.
Next game.
Ghana. WE MUST WIN.

No.
scratch that.
WE WILL WIN.

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By the way, those of us who do seriously watch football are incredibly passionate about it.
So if you don't like football, don't watch it with us.
You sitting there and whining about how boring the game is, or how the guys arent cute IS FUCKING ANNOYING.
WE DONT FUCKING WATCH THE GAME FOR THEIR FACES.
IF WE WANTED TO SEE A PRETTY FACE WE WOULD WATCH HOLLYWOOD CHICK FLICKS.

And then to keep saying "why aren't they scoring? why is no one running? why are they just passing to each other??"
EXCUSE ME.
90 MINUTE GAME CAN.
YOU EXPECT THEM TO RUN NON STOP FOR 90 MINUTES ISIT.
Like DUH THEYRE GOING TO PLAY KEEP BALL EVERY NOW AND THEN.
If you dont get the game then sit quietly in one corner can?

And like for gods sake laaaaaaa.
Already our team losing. Already my BP is like effing sky high.
DONT go like "omg is Serbia winning? go serbia!" in that whiny high pitched voice, for the sake of annoying us.
Yes. I can see my team is losing.
Yes. It is very funny to see me so upset.
And yes. I will slap you if you continue to do it.

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OH BTW I PASSED EOS 5!
Shall write proper thank you post to everybody tmr.
Stay tuned. I assure you it will sound like I'm winning the Lifetime Achievement Award.

:D


Okay.
The End.


~vid~