Iron Baby

So its 3am, and my brother wanted to know,

"if we hold like, a huge magnet to the side of her (his wife's) stomach, will the magnetic field encourage the baby to implant faster?"

...

ASLKSFJFHDSFHKDFJDGH YOUR BABY IS NOT MADE OF METAL YOU NUT.

MAGNETIC FIELD. ASKJHJFSHFGH.




...that was my news by the way.
That was what I was so excited about last weekend.

My sister-in-law is pregnant!
They're having a baaaaaby!
:3

Still only 3 weeks, and apparently the fetus hasn't quite settled down yet,
(hence the magnet question)
so we're all just praying and hoping.



Gah.
I'm so excited.
I'm going to be an aunt!




Also, in spirit of almost-fatherhood, my brother decided to be an absolute idiot earlier and steal my Pinkie.

TheIdiotBrother : Nitz! I think your Pinkie needs hip replacements. And knee replacements. Look! He can't stand!

Me : NO HE DOESN'T GIVE HIM BACK.

TheIdiotBrother : And he doesn't have a mouth. Didn't that ever give you nightmares as a child?

Me : What? No. AND HE HAS A MOUTH GIVE HIM BACK.

TheIdiotBrother : No he doesn't. Oh wait it's that bit here...what's it called? What's it called, Ma?

Mum : Cleft lip.

Me : NO.

TheIdiotBrother : Ah yes, that. See! Pinkie has cleft lip. You didn't give Pinkie folic acid!

Me : OHMYGOD. Maaaaa, look at him!

Mum : I've been looking at him for the past 31 years. (-___-)

Me : MA YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

TheIdiotBrother : OHMYGOD NITZ WHERE'S PINKIE'S TAIL!?

Me : HE DOESN'T HAVE A TAIL NOW GIVE. HIM. BACK. *grabs Pinkie* I hope you don't do this to your child.

TheIdiotBrother : No, of course not. My child will have proper legs to stand and a mouth and a tail.

Me : I didn't mean your child, I meant his to...WAIT DID YOU SAY-

TheIdiotBrother : NO TAIL NO TAIL NO TAIL.

And then my dad yells across the hall to tell us all to shut up because our shouting is distracting him from the tv.

-_-




I live in a madhouse.

I pity the baby. He's going to grow up just as mad.
Either that, or my brother is going to feed him some experimental serum and turn him into a mutant superhero.





Also, every baby is a he until proven otherwise.
At least in my head.
ok.




~vid~