Riddles!

1. How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you.

2. What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?

3. What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?

4. There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.
5. There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?

6. What is the largest possible number you can write using only 2 numbers - just 2 numbers, no other mathematical symbols?

7. How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 10 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?

8. Two people who have never seen each other meet at the New York Embassy. They decide to have drinks together in a nearby bar. One of them is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?

9. Two men were playing tennis. They played five sets and each man won three sets. How can this be possible?

10. There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?

Feel free to give your answers in the chatbox. :)
Will reveal the answers when I feel like it.

- J Me -

When You See It...

These are freaky.
Look closely.

Even if they're photoshopped theyre still creeeeeepy.
Eeee now I'm all weirded out.


~vid~

Weel

Random word of the day


Weel

Weel\, n. [AS. w[=ae]l. [root]147.] A whirlpool. [Obs.]

Weel\, Weely \Weel"y\, [Prov. E. weel, weal, a wicker basket to catch eels; prob. akin to willow, and so called as made of willow twigs.] A kind of trap or snare for fish, made of twigs.
[Source : http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Weel]



weel [wiːl]

adv & adj & interj & sentence connector

a Scot word for well¹

[Source : http://www.thefreedictionary.com/weel]



Who knew? :D

~vid~

Weird Dream

Rawr!

Hi.
I deleted the previous post that I wrote. Because it was unpleasant.
:(
I don't want to be unpleasant.

And it was not intended to hurt anyone, I just had to get it all out of my system.
I apologize if anyone is offended.

I think its a mark of how much I myself still have left to grow, that I am still irked by all that goes on around me.
Maybe I should try meditation. o.O





Anywayyyyyy...
Oh yes.

I wanted to blog about my dream.
Because this is one that I actually remember. :D

Kay, so I was in this stadium,
in the bleachers la kay, among the crowd...and we were all watching this announcer on stage introduce this celebrity dance troupe that was going to be in Malaysia for awhile,
in conjunction of some competition they were holding.
...
I'm being long-winded.

Basically there were these 4 celebs, and they were in Msia,
cos they were looking for someone to dance in their new movie.
So they were holding a competition to pick the best dancer.
Make sense? :D

Oh yes. Bollywood celebrities. o.O

And they were all dancing around on stage as the announcer introduced them. Cue flashing lights and confetti. :D
There was :

a) Sunil Shetty

b) Naseeruddin Shah

c & d) two other people whom I don't remember. Guy and girl.



...I watched Naseeruddin Shah dance in my dream yo!

LOL.

Yeah, so anyway, after the whole thing, I went back home la (in my dream).
And saw Sunil Shetty...who was apparently my cousin!
*faints and dies*

Then there was some long conversation I had with him.
Long, insightful conversation that I completely don't remember.

He mentioned something about challenging the Backstreet Boys to a dance off.
o.O

Anyway,
there was this one part where we had to go somewhere,
so I got to sit in his car la kay.
Ford Escape.
:D
Then, the car had this feature where you could alternate between manual and auto, depending on whichever you preferred.
And the gear stick was white.
:o
I like :D

And then we got home.
And then I had to make coffee for alot of people.
Then I woke up.

DAHM potong stim sial.


No, I have no idea why Sunil Shetty and Naseeruddin Shah were in my dream. I haven't watched any hindi movies lately.
No idea why the Ford Escape was there either.
But surprisingly, (I didn't know this before), there IS such a thing as Automated Manual Transmission for cars. :o
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semi-automatic_transmission

My subconscious is very knowledgable.
LOL.


K.
Long post.
To make up for the long unpleasant one.
I still loves evvybody kay?

~vid~

Endless Love

I don't care if you people wanna call me emo kid. This song below is dedicated to my beloved one. I don't wanna lose you, but if this the fact that I must accept, I will accept it. No matter what happens, no matter where you are,I will still love you.

This might be something for you to laugh at. But I played every single note sincerely. Forgive me for my stupidity.

I just want you back,

-YQ-

Lost Cat

We've got a missing cat.
Its been missing the whole day and didn't come back at night.
:(

Pray it comes back tomorrow morning?
Or you'll be dealing with 3 very emo mice.

:(


~vid~

Revelations of Hypocrisy...or not.

I just had a revelation.

Today someone was complaining about how things always leak in their house,
and in my head I was thinking :
-__- The world doesn't have anything against you laaaa, that the filter can only leak in your house. Sure other people got same problem.



I believe that makes me a hypocrite (not that y'all don't know that already)

'cos rite, everytime something goes wrong for me,
I drama alot.
And I accuse the entire universe of conspiring against me.

But when other people drama,
I'm like my goddddd, not everything revolves around you laaa.


Tch.
I is a horrible person, is I not?


But then again rite,
in my world, everything does revolve around me.
And not anyone else.

So in that case, my reactions are perfectly justified.
Hmm.
Matter of perspective?



P.S. If you didn't understand anything I was trying to say, keep re-reading it til you get it kay? :D
I'm sorry I function at a different frequency from other people.
*insert bigeye emoticon here*


~vid~

R. Moo

Hello peepos,

miss me/miss me not???

Do you feel abandoned by me, mE and ME??

forgive me for flaunting my level 0.5 self-obsessing early in the morning.

It seems like my brain is gonna leap out of my skull any moment,

and the presenting symptom will be my throbbing headache.

Sign(s): blogging early morning on 3 blind mice unconsciously.

Do the few statements above give you an idea on what am I gonna talk about?

}}}

Physical Examination.

Wokay, story time.

Vidya and I went to do our gp posting at some Ampang clinic.

Name of the clinic shall not be mentioned,

for security purposes.

Anyway, we were under a Taiwanese doctor for guidance.

Her name is R.MOO.

Say with me, MOOOO~

She's such a stuck up bitch.

Whoever that comes to her hafta do all kinds of health tests.

And believe me or not,

she memang tak de sympathy for patient langsung.

Feel like slapping her.

EH,

ok ,

my story is just about to begin.

The interesting part:

" Pada suatu hari, vidya and I went to xxxxZ clinic in Ampang. ok, sudah habis intro, I lazy wanna type out one

whole long story. So, I will just skip all the details and proceed to our most pleasurable experience at that clinic. A male patient around 20years old came in. Main complaint will be him having difficulty in passing urine. ok, so this MOO asked him to do urine analysis test. So, he did and came back. MOO saw the results of the urine test,

and told us it is unlikely for him to have urinary tract infection. AIYO, I tell you what, then, she drew us one big graph with two curves, saying that people in his age group are unlikely to be UTI-prone. Oo, the climax of my story is about to come.Yep, after she read the test results, she wanted to do a physical examination for the patient. She asked the patient to remove his pants and lie on the bed while she get her gloves. Just like other typical physical examination, for patient's privacy, the patient hid behind the curtains and we were asked to just pose at one corner. MOO scared our sexual desire got aroused. LOL. ML. Sorry, I sound like a beast, maybe a werewolf.

Ok, highlight of my long-winded story. MOO came with her gloves and she went to the patient. Both of us were just standing aside like two ancient China vases, without witnessing anything behind the curtains. OMG, let me laugh first. I tak boleh tahan. Ok, dah done laughing. Continue story. We heard MOO saying,

" TAKE YOUR UNDIES OFF, DON'T ACT LIKE A SHY LITTLE BOY, I AM GONNA SMACK YOU ON YOUR BUTT!!!" "

Both of us were like AHHHHHHHHH~omgomg,we had to try really hard not to laugh, coz if we let out a laugh, MOO will hear us and there were medical assistants walking up and down.

Yep, my story ends there. Sorry for you waste of time.

I can't stop laughing,

-YQ-


EDIT :

Muahaha. Hello darlings, vid here :D
Yan Qi's recollection made me laugh out loud in reminiscence of our gp posting, so I mau add summore stuff about Dr Mooooooo.

Wah I really don't like her man.
GILA money minded my goodness.
Everything oso must do blood test, must do urine test, must go do ECG.
wtf?
And then every patient oso she scold like dunno what. Walao if I was the patient I would've walked out straight lor.
Can say patient never use brains, dunno how to take care of themselves.
TO THE PATIENTS FACE SUMMORE YOU KNOW.
Professionalism really zero.

Then got all these Bangladeshi/Indian guys who came in for Fomema check up la.
My goodness, she treat them like they're a different species weyh.
Talk to them oso must raise voice like as tho she talking to deaf people. Very condescending man.
Very wtf.
First time I'm seeing a doctor behave like this.

Then the whole time, us students must stand behind her and pose.
Like Yan Qi said, ancient china vases.
And then after every patient, she never discuss anything with us.
Can tell us "Aiya, after this you all go to the receptionist there and see patient records on the computer la yeah. Anything you dunno you go ask the receptionist only lah"

Oh, btw, we only went to Ampang on Thursday right, cos the other days we were in the Subang Branch.
So rite, this Dr Moo was like
why you go Subang!? Why never come Ampang straight. Dr XXX (the subang doctor) very good meh??
:O
:O
:O
WHERE GOT DOCTOR GO CRITICIZE OTHER DOCTORS LIKE THAT YOU TELL ME!?

But the funniest part was the dysuria guy that she examined.
Had another fella oso dysuria you know, but the fella quite old.
This one was young, cute-ish, nama pun very syok...so this one she can do physical exam.
Waaaa. wtf.
Summore both of them giggling behind the curtain.
We were like dunno what she doing to the fella.
Can giggle giggle summore.
Eeyer.


Yay, I wrote long long story. :D
Shall stop here.
:D

Never in my life have I had such little respect for a doctor.
~vid~

The cutest thing I saw today

...so I'm passing it on. :D





Enlarge it, the facial expression is adorable. :)

~vid~

Better the devil you know

Shortened form of Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
Idiom.
Definition : it is often better to deal with someone or something you are familiar with and know, even if they are not ideal, than take a risk with an unknown person or thing.


I had never heard of this idiom before today.
And I've always thought my grasp of English was pretty damn good too.

I'm beginning to realise that if I open my mind wide enough,
I'd find something new to learn everyday.

:)


And see? I educated you people in the process!
Bet y'all never heard of the idiom before today either :D


P.S. It just hit me today, that I am a horribly superficial person. That has to be changed.


~vid~