He Stole MY Job!!

*Clears throat*
And the title of "Most Accomplished Crapper" goes to...
*drumroll*
Yoghan.
heh. lazy wan put exclamation mark. :p
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Anyway, i was sposed to write this advertisement-ish review for The Very Cute Photographer (since he finally finally decided to give us the pics from the wedding - which i shall post tomorrow), and i didn't know what to write.
I mean, if it was up to me it would sound something like this :

Dear Mr Photographer,
I think you're really cute. Will you marry me?
Love, Vidya.
P.s. Oh, and you take nice pictures too.
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But, obviously i couldn't. And so i was very hardworkingly being brain dead, when Yoghan decided to come to the rescue.
This is his version :

Dear photographer
I am writing this review in order to emphasise the importance of ur role during this wedding in order to produce fine quality shots that took our breath away. Highlighting the task you took upon.....where it involved you having to be at the right place at the right time in order to take suitable shots at a good angle...following the bride and groom...wherever they went....n showing off the sheer crowd with just one shot...it was magnificent...n i would like to thank you for the good job u have done.
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Its a pretty good version, though isn't it?
But seeee??? HE STOLE MY JOB.
I'M sposed to be the best crapper around!!!!
EEESH.

Oh, but the version I finally ended up with sounds like this :

It was awesome to have all the small details and even the most candid moments captured in time on our most important day. Amazing job! Thank you!
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It needs to be adjusted, but at least it sounds normal. Oh, and my cousin was sposed to be writing this, hence the "our important day".
I shall go charge her 100 dollars per word.

~vid~