Reality Check

I went shopping with my mum in Giants yesterday.
We were buying soap - for clothes, for washing toilet, etc.
All of a sudden she picks up this toilet brush and asks me whether I like the colour, or whether I want another one.
I was like
Huh, why ask me?
Cos we're buying all this for you
*stunned* For ME?? Why for me??
You gonna go stay in that condo, you dowan to wash ur toilet ah??
Oh. *pause* Oh. *pause* Oh yeah. Eek.

For the record, I've never washed a toilet in my life.
Bloody hell.
It can't be that hard, though, can it?

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