Hair Care?

Since I have nothing else to blog about, and since I am bored, and since I am not in the mood to do any productive work...

I need help.
Well, not help exactly...more like advice, tips, opinions, etc etc.

Here goes.

I'm trying to grow my hair.
Its longer than its been at any time in the past few years...it's almost halfway down my back.
And since I've been away at hostel, I have managed to keep it this length without my mother dragging me to the hairdresser to trim a few inches off every few months.

But then the thing is, I've been noticing, the longer my hair gets, the thinner it gets.
More hair falls out.
Which is desperately annoying.
I do not want long hair just to have it look like rat's tails. -__-
If I leave my hair down you wouldn't really notice it, cos my hair is frizzy. Or bushy. Or kembang, or however you want to describe it.
But when I do tie my hair up, (which is pretty often) it looks like I hardy have hair. Sniff.

Yeah, so me being the hardworking researcher I am, I went and googled for tips on hair-care.
So lemme share :
1. Drink LOTS of water.
I have the tendency to finish 5 1000ml bottles of water in less than two days.
errr...check.

2. Eat food with lots of protein.
Ok. That would taking some working on.
I've given up Maggi Mee.
Does Indomie contribute to hair loss?? Does anyone know?
Oh, btw, when I cook instant noodles, I almost always throw out the MSG stuff.
Thats the stuff that makes your hair fall out rite? Or is it the yellow mee? o_O
I is confusedsified.

3. Dont trim your hair so often.
I mean, since trimming is just to get rid of split ends n all rite?
So if you keep trimming your hair a few inches every time, your hair wouldn't get the chance to grow.
eek.
I must stay away from my mother. O_O
But you have to trim off split ends to allow your hair to grow healthier.
I have yet to figure out how to identify split ends.
Eh Fiona, come stare at my hair for me!! You pro at looking for split ends rite? :p

4. Dont wash your hair with shampoo everyday. And dont use conditioner everyday.
Okay, I can lay off the conditioner.
But I'm the kind of person who washes my hair EVERY single day.
Cos I sweat ALOT. And hence my hair gets greasy-ish really easily, (no I do not use oil on my hair) and I cannot tahan, so I wash my hair, just for the sake of feeling clean.
I sakai a bit ok, I would wash my hair at 2am just if I was feeling uncomfortable. ><
I use Sunsilk though...the green one...the one that claims its ok for everyday use. Shud be ok rite?
Is there anything I can use to substitute shampoo?

5. Exercise!
For blood circulation.
I could work on that. Or try to. Heh.

Thats about all the useful info I could find before I got fed up and abandoned my search halfway.
It was annoying to have to sit thru ten thousand ads advertising shampoos and conditioners and what-nots. -__-
I'm not planning on changing brands anytime soon.

Erm lemme see.
I DO brush my hair everyday. Although I read that its better to use a wide-tooth comb than a brush. For some circulation thing. Is that true??
And I have NEVER dyed my hair.
Or highlighted it.
And I dont plan to either.
I mean come on, taking into account my skin tone, the only colour I COULD dye it without looking like an idiot would be dark brown.
Which would be stupid cosidering my hair IS already dark brown. :p

O ya.
Since I'm writing this post anyway...
Does anyone know how to get rid of scars???
I get scarred soooo easily ok. Mosquito bite oso can scar. Wth.
And it takes years to fade!
I've still got some from my garage-climbing, fence-climbing, tree-climbing escapades with the boys back at the estate. When I was about 5 years old.
-.-"

And now I'm kinda sick of them, and I want them to goooooo.
Any suggestions?
Home remedies? Anything?
*innocent pleading face*
I'm sick of seeing dermatologists.
Theyre no use AND theyre expensive.
I mean, I can get the whole concept of not completely curing your patients, so that they keep coming back to consult you (otherwise no business, rite??)...but I'm not rich enough for that.
So.
Help.
Pwease.
Thank you.

:)

Ok thats it.
Long post.
keke.

~vid~

p.s. PLEASE DO LEAVE COMMENTS IN THE TAGBOX TQ. :):)

Destressification.

I need something to help me de-stress. After that disgraceful perfomance today morning.
-__-
I have nothing to say to Germany.

Anyway.
Since I'm de-stressing...

Bakhuda Tumhi Ho (REMIX) - Kismat Konnection

Please ignore Shahid's love affair with the microphone. Me thinks he's being slightly overdramatic. -.-"

I absolutely love love LOVE this song.
Although the ori is ever-so-slightly nicer than the remix, but unfortunately they havent uploaded the video of the ori song yet, so I had to settle for posting the remix version here. :)
God I love Atif Aslam's voice.
So khayal-fying.
For me anyway.
*sigh*

I realise that I've been talking alot about songs and Kismat Konnection lately,
but you have to understand.
My life rite now is pretty boring.
Which means I have nothing substantial to blog about.
Bear with me.
I shall be inspired. Soon. I hope. :p

~vid~

One day...

When EPL starts again, I am going to watch a football match between two teams, both of which

a) I do not support.

b) I do not despise.

For once, I want to watch Football minus all the tension.

~vid~

Euro Final

I'm annoyed.

Germany played rubbish today.

~vid~

B. O. R. E. D.

La la la.

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I is BOREDDDDD.

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Suggestions!!

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*Touchwoodtouchwoodtouchwood*

FINALLY.
The TMNet people FINALLY FINALLY came to fix our phone line. -__-
Eh.
But seriously la. Touchwood la.
I hope its been permanently resolved.
Damn annoying ok, sekejap ada Internet, sekejap takde. Ish.

Nvm.
Dowan complain so much.
Touchwood Internet fixed.
No need to curi curi use my neighbour punye wireless anymore.
Erm...whoever the network belongs to : Sorry, and Thank you, and I think its nice of you not to secure your connection. I really appreciate it. :)

O ya.
I would appreciate people leaving comments in the tagbox. Its kinda freaky to see the counter go up 1000 a day and yet not have any comments in the tagbox.
ALSO, to those who randomly leave comments...(as in besides JM, Sam, Suh Ming, Fiona, and Midge) I think we would all appreciate it if you would leave comments that we could understand.
Pls n tq. :)

Okay, I got nothing else to say.
*waves bye bye*
*wink*

~vid~

The Lalat.

Okay, actually I wanted to keep this to myself...
But...nah. XD
Too hyper edi.

Move Your Body Now - Kismat Konnection

Unfortunately the audio and video are off-sync, so you hear the singer sing the verse before you see Shahid sync it. Which is cacatfied.
Dont care. I super love the song. (wish I understood the lyrics though. The chorus sounds funny. As in cute-funny :p)

BUT.
I dont like his outfit. SO DAMN SHINY.
AND.
I dont like his Lalat shades.
Ew.
Lord Of the Flies much?
And I have a feeling he wears them throughout the movie.
Double ew.
Reminds me of Emily's cheerleading coach back at SU. Only his shades were RED. And hence more lalatfied.

Oh, I love his shoes though.
Me thinks they're cute.
They're like Chiang Huang's red shoes...only they're blue. o.o

LOL.
I bet less than half of you bothered to watch the video. -__-
I duno why I hardworkingly bother embedding videos even when I know y'all dont watch.
Takpe.
Self-satisfaction.

But yeah, for the benefit of those who didnt bother loading the video,
for the sole sake of allowing you to understand what all the ranting above was about :

Yes, Bluek. My point exactly.

But, seeeee.
I'm so nice I went and put up a pic to make it easier on all of you. :)

~vid~

p.s. I love her shoes too. Respect wei, can wear that and dance. Woot. XD

p.s.2. Eh go watch the video la. He damn flexible. I cannot tahan. Damn jeles. ISH.

Yawn. XD

Morning!
I am supposed to be studying. :)
Which is why you see an update. Keke.

Conclusion : I am definitely back to normal.
Oh thank God.
The whole nerd concept was seriously scaring me ok. o_O
Cos I used to be a nerd, waaaaaaaaaay back in errr...Std 6 I think. I think until Form 2 oso counted as nerd-ish la. I distinctly remember always doing my Math homework. And letting other people copy. :p
But by Form 5, I no longer even owned a Maths book. *wink*
Tsk tsk.

Have I mentioned that I'm addicted to Kismat Konnection songs?
I'm super addicted to the two emo songs.
I oso duno why. I think its my hopeless-romantic-ness kicking in.
Bluek.
Is this love? Meine na jana...
Is this love? Tu hi pata na...
Translation : Is this love? I dont know...Is this love? You tell me...
Not perfect translation la.
My hindi is quite poor. So if you know hindi, and my translation is slightly off...keep it to yourself, pls tq. :p
I'm damn lame la. Ish.

I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE!!
18th July is too far awayyy. SNIFF. :'(

Hols is really boring.
Sigh.
But NO that does NOT mean I want Uni to start.
I just want the hols to become less boring.
Somehow.
Bluek.

My eyes hurt.
I think I shall go back to sleep now.
Yes, good idea.

Good nite. :)

~vid~

p.s. yes, I know its only 9.15 am. I dont care. I mengantuk. :p

Nyeh.

I am so very bored.
I tried uploading pics from the engagement, but somehow Blogger wont allow me to upload pics.
So heh. Not my fault.

Yay.
I finally managed to download all the songs from Kismat Konnection.
In which case I am deliriously happy.
Although I have to admit they arent as nice as the Jab We Met songs. But I suppose after I watch the movie I'd like the songs better.
Both movies have totally different storylines, so I guess the music has to sort of follow the story.
Jab We Met was more punjabi-ish and more soul music.
Kismat Konnection is totally dance-ish. XD
But I like. :)

Holidays is starting to become boring.
I emo I takde kaki jogging and kaki pool. Damn.
Anyone interested?
And eh, I should go meet up with people. Why am I so damn lazy?
Ish.

I have a confession to make : I am super freaking jealous of Shahid.
I geram he can dance so well.
ISH.
I wan oso. Grr.
AND I geram that his eyes are SO SUPER HUGE. O_O

Ok I think I should probably go sleep now before I start babbling non-stop about other stuff. ><

Good nite. :)

~vid~

The Inside Man

*DROOL*
Slim.
Shiny.
I likeeeeeeee. :)
Jea Mie, you should so buy this phone. :):)

OMG MY INTERNET FINALLY WORKING.
It was working this afternoon, but then suddenly got disconnected. UNTIL NOW.
crazeee.
I feel so deprived.

OK I downloading song now.
*crosses fingers*
Hopefully this thing doesnt get disconnected again.
Just now I was hardworkingly dwlding this ONE song which I've been dying to listen to since two days ago...it downloaded 98% and then my Internet disconnected.
NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT!!
SO SAKIT HATI YOU KNOW.
Touchwood touchwood TMNet FINALLY fixed the problem with my phone line. I hope it stays fixed.
*Touches summore wood*

I was channel surfing just now (since I was Internet-deprived)...one of the rare occassions I sit in front of the TV,
and I heard this old hindi song.
From Dil Se (not that you guys would know the movie anyhow).
And I was like EH WHY THEY PLAYING CHAYYA CHAYYA ON HBO?!
Guess what?
The song was the opening credits for "The Inside Man".
Hindi song wei! In English movie!
Weird.
Heh.
They played it at the closing credits too.
The thing is, the ori song was a train song (they dance on top of the train...I'm serious), and this movie was about a bank robbery.
I dont see the connection. o_O
Anyway, the movie was damn nice. Damn good acting. And I super love the story. :)

Y'all should watch!! Its playing on HBO. woot. XD

Ah.
Its holidays and theres no one online.
How depressing.
Bluek everybody. =(

~vid~

p.s. SONG DOWNLOADED. I. Happified. =D

Stupid Internet Connection

AIYO THIS STREAMYX FOREVER LA.
Afternoon only can connect.
Super freaking annoying. -___-
Dahlah I very hardworkingly left my Study Guide and all in vista and came. Wan study oso no guidelines. Ish.
Takpe takpe touchwood now Internet working.

Kismat Konnection songs are out!!
I'm super happified ok. Woot! XD
Theres this one song "Bakhuda Tum Hi Ho" tat I'm super in love with.
You see rite...
I like the music director...Pritam. He's the one who composed the songs for Jab We Met, and to say I like Jab We Met songs is an understatement. I listen to them everyday! :)
And the song is sung by Atif Aslam...if you've been reading my blog for the past few months I think u might remember this one post where I hardworkingly declared my love for his voice.
So ok, I already like the music, the music director, the singer's voice...
and on top of all that, they put Shahid there...
Damn wei.
Now I addicted to the song edi. XD
How to study like this!?

Oh ya.
By the way, I've decided that from today onwards, I shall start revising all my Foundation 1 stuff.
Or at least try to anyway.
Must start studying everyday.
O_O
My semangatedness to study is scaring me.
You know what? I think theres this HUGE possiblity that I might turn into a nerd.
What do y'all think?? :p

~vid~

Olive Green

I tengah berhyper cos I just painted my nails green.
woot.

It doesnt look too bad.
Ah well.
I'm allowed to be weird once in a while, no?

Which reminds me. I should upload pics from my niece's engagement.
I shall.
Soon.
:p

~vid~

COP

I keep starting all my posts with either HIE or Hello lately.
How weird.
I think I left off blogging for too long. Lost touch edi. LOL.

Anyway, I think this is going to be a long post, so bear with me. :)

First of all, I damn annoyed damn my Streamyx not working.
I am currently hijacking my neighbour's wireless.
Keke.
Ok no la, not hijacking. I mean he has it on, and its not secured so I'm just tumpang-ing. XD
But the phrase hijacking my neighbour's wireless sounded so much cooler than illegally piggybacking my neighbour's connection.
Heh.

I'm in the mood to be slightly retarded today, so this post may sound a teeeeeeny bit weirder than usual. :p

I'm downloading Harold n Kumar 2!!
Damn happified. Cant wait to watch it. :D
I'll admit tho, my neighbour punye connection is damn good. Can download stuff damn fast. Faster than Streamyx. woot.
Blessing in disguise. Keke.

So you all know that I went n did COP yesterday.
The whole teaching small kids how to wash hands thing.
It was...
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LOL.
Okay la, I'll stop being all retarded and suspense-ish.
It was DAMN FUN! XD
Seriously wei.
I mean, the kids were damn obedient la. That was the good part. And damn cooperative.
And well, the Guru Besar of the school was Fatin's cousin, so yeah, we had a pretty easy time.
Basically what we did was we went to this Standard 4 class, and (Fatin did most of the talking, cos she has the Kedah accent...me n Sarwees have a communication problem in that sense) just tell them basic stuff like "you have to wash your hands before you eat, after you go toilet, etc etc"
Then we took them to the canteen and showed them how to wash their hands properly...there are 7 steps I think. o_O
And then we brought them back up and showed them these two videos (which I hardworkingly downloaded off youtube), and then we gave them all chocolate and went back home.
XD

PICTURES!!
(I look damn FAT. Dont comment. =[)

Us in the classroom before taking them down to the canteen (btw thats Fatin n Sarwees...I think you can figure out who is who) :

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The kids :)

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They actually lined up in two rows outside the class before going down ok. Damn wow. I'm not used to seeing such disciplined children. lol.
(see the girl in the pink tudung? She was damn fascinated with my ID. And she kept smiling at me. Im like o.o )

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Demonstrating how to wash hands. Like la we all damn pro. :p

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We wanted to take pictures with them, but there were too many of them, so we asked them to split into two groups. This is the group with Fatin :

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This is our group. You can hardly see us. LOL. They were that excited. XD

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During the Crawford the Cat video. Look at me posing la. LIke my grandfather's classroom liddat. -___-

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Another pic with them. :) They're damn cute la.

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Fatin's cousin (the Guru Besar) actually gave us Cenderahati summore!! O_O Bangga.
Wahaha.
OH. AND the kids actually took down our phone numbers. Duno for wat reason. LOL.
Takpe la. Now I got fan club in Pendang oso. woot.
Perasan anot?
*wink*

Oh, by the way, these are the videos we showed them :
Hand Washing For Kids - Crawford The Cat


Wayang Kulit - Kempen Kebersihan
(its in Malay, with the Kelantanese slang...but then again, I can understand it, so I guess you all would be able to as well. :p)


O ya.
Wanna see which cacat wallpaper I had to use when I went to the school??

How...boring. Sigh.

Eh this youtube very wat la.
I wanted to watch 36 China Town. They have the whole movie, EXCEPT Part 1. -__-
So tak jadi watch.
Then I wanted to watch Chup Chup Ke.
They had ONLY Part 1.
-__________-
How potong steam.
And THEN I wanted to watch Salaam-E-IShq.
They have scenes from the movie.
But not the whole movie.
WAAA.
Kesian la I. Sigh.

NOW...I've forgotten what I wanted to write.
But not bad lah, I actually managed quite a long post this time around before this stupid memory-loss thing hit me.
I should go get my brain checked. -.-"

Adieu. *wink*

~vid~

I want to throw a tantrum.

#*&$GEUWRG&*#T$#&*$TEWUQIRGWIURGWIUEGWUEG#%^#

He gave me a B+ for my Atkins Diet Report!!

a B+!!!!

oooooooooooh I am so going to kill Dr. Nagaraja HS Watever-his-name-is next semester.
Ni yang nak buat I jadi serial killer ni.
*screams*

~vid~

KungFu Panda

EDIT : THIS POST WAS DUE YESTERDAY.

WOOT~!
The hotel has wireless...hence I am blogging. :)

Okay, lemme list out whatever I want to blog about first, before I forget. Because I will. Forget.
I'm not going to list it out here la.
Later look so retarded. :p

First story : Kung Fu Panda.
Yes yes I know I very outdated. Dont care.
The movie is...cute.
Not all that funny. Eventhough there are some laugh-out-loud moments. One or two.
But the movie is cute.
I dont like the fact that the tigress and cheetah/leopard's eyes are sooooo yellow.
They're scary.
But I like the raccoon. Damn cutesified. woot. Esp the last part where he doesnt die. LOL.

I have the last part of COP to get done tmr.
We're going to some school in Pendang, Kedah to talk to some Standard 3 kids about cleanliness.
Gonna show them videos on how to wash hands n all. XD
Hold on, lemme see if this wireless is accomodating enough to let me embed those videos.
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Its not.
Grr.
Nyemine, I shall put those vids up tmr.

BUT I tengah emo.
Cos rite, since we're going to show them videos and all, I have to take my laptop la rite?
And I must open my laptop la rite?
So I had to change my wallpaper la rite?
Nanti I open laptop and display gambar boyfren then how?
So I had to change it to some boring picture of some ancient magical book. Nvm. Suits my nerd image. Good good.
Bluek. Who am I kidding? :p

O ya.
One more thing.
I want to talk about hotel toilets.
Me no likey hotel toilets.
I think they are icky.
Like ICKY EW EW.
I think if you want to build toilets in public places, you shouldnt use white tiles. White tiles get dirty faster. -__-
I would pick my vista toilet over hotel toilets any day.

I is damn hyper that I'm going home tomorrow. :D
I've pretty much realised that I'm a homey person. Since this year.
I shall elaborate more later. In another post. As and when I feel like it. :)

Good night.

~vid~

XD

HELLO!!

I is updating for fun. keke. XD

Cos I is bored.

~vid~

Sleepy.

HIE :)
I damn pening la.
You know rite, after I blogged earlier, I went back to sleep, and woke up at 2-smthng.
O_O
So useless la me. Ish.

I think its cos I didnt drink coffee today morning.
I think I'm experiencing withdrawal effects. Ooo.
Serious addiction sial.
Damn.

O YA.
I remember what I wanted to blog about yesterday!
JUN BENG'S HOME!
woot.
But donkey la the fella, people wan sleep in the car on the way to Kedah only he want to msg.
Make me cannot sleep.
How typically Jun Beng. Annoys me without even trying. :p

AIYA.
SEE LA I FORGOT AGAIN WHAT I WANTED TO TYPE.

I think my brain has officially shut down after Summatives.
Damn annoyingifed sial.
JHSG&T#$&#ASUDGWAE$TWU(WE(Q&*$E&WQE*&WEW

Ok nvm.

~vid~

Oink.

Morning.
Eh, damn wat la.. today rite, Sarwees set her alarm for 7 oclock (cos kononnya we wan get up early early and be productive human beings), but (I duno if the alarm really went off or not) I have a habit of sleeping right through alarm clocks...
...you have to blame my housemate for that, she sets THREE alarms in the morning, and sleeps right through them! The rest of us have had to learn how to ignore alarms in self-defence ok. XD
Okay, so at 8 oclock my mum called.
Like "OMG YOU NOW ONLY WAKING UP AH?!"
And she gave me some long lecture la, but the only thing I can remember about it is me saying "Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh"
LOL.
Then I decided that I would close my eyes for a few minutes...and the next time I opened them, my handphone said 9.18.
I SLEPT FOR ONE MORE HOUR WOOT. :D
(btw Rachel Cheong seems to find it really funny that I keep woot-ing, I have no idea why. Is it that funny ah?)
And then rite, I still could debate on whether or not to get up at that point. -___-
But thankfully, the angel-on-my-shoulder kicked the devil-on-my-shoulder's backside**, so I woke up.
Mangkuk or not, me?? Dahlah go tumpang people's house then tak bangun pagi pagi.

**Explanation : You know all those old cartoon (esp the old Disney cartoons) where the main character will be debating on whether or not to do something naughty, and there will be an angel sitting on the right shoulder telling the fella not to do it, and there will be a devil on the left shoulder telling him to go ahead and do it anyway. Remember remember??
If you dont remember then just pretend to understand what I'm talking about la. :)

Eh, I keep losing focus alot la lately. So damn pening. No idea why. I wanted to blog about something else. but I cannot remember edi. When I remember, then I shall blog summore. hehe.

Okay, byebye.

~vid~

Update!

Greetings From Kedah! :D
(like la I sesat on some alien planet like that.. hehe)

I wanted to blog yesterday, but then the stupid Streamyx server was down so I couldnt go online, so I couldnt blog which is damn annoying, cos I had alot of stories to tell yesterday.
Hopefully I havent forgotten much, so I can still type most of my stories out here.

By the way, I appreciate that you people still read my blog despite that fact that I havent updated.
Its like people expect me to blog.
Woot.
Sowwie sowwie. Blame Streamyx for the lack of updates. -___-
I damn tension yesterday cannot connect to Internet.

Okay, I have just one thing to say about Summatives.
I totally aced it.
Like TOTALLY.
I think I could answer maybe three questions in the entire paper.
Gonna pass with flying colours man. Dont play play.
(HINT : I'm very obviously being sarcastic. :p)

Okay, so yeah, yesterday kan, I was sposed to come Kedah, but plans changed, and we ended up coming today.
So the thing is yesterday, we went to watch this tamil movie in MidValley la (My parents, me and Sarwees who was staying with me for the weekend).
So I very hardworkingly went and hunted for my new three-inch-heels...kononnya wanna wear so I can practise with them in MV.
O_O
After 15 minutes I just couldnt walk.
DAMN PAIN OK.
Wan stand oso cannot.
Walk oso like orang sesat. Malufying.
Cramp like gila like that. O_O
Then we had to buy these RM19 ew-sified flats from some stall.
-_____-
Padan muka la me, pandai pandai go wear three-inch-slipper-heels for walking in shopping mall.
Stooooooooopid.
ish.

Anyway, the tamil movie we went to watch was Dasavatharam.
And it had english subs woot!
Obviously la, otherwise I would have sat in the theatre and gone like "What did he say ah?" every five seconds and driven my mom mad. XD
BUT OMG THE MOVIE SO CUN!
Wait I put trailer here.
The fella acted in ten different roles ok. Damn wow. :o
Respect gila.


Okay now I damn sleepy, so I mau tidur.
Stalk boyfriend I dulu, then go sleep. :)

Good nite everybody.

And wish me luck for COP tmr!

~vid~

Hello. :p

OMG HOW DID THE COUNTER GO UP SO MUCH!?
It was 6000-smthng yesterday, and then today 8000-smthng.
WOOT!

Exam over. YAY YAY. :)

I shall do Shaun's tag now :

First Tag
List eight (8) random facts about yourself. Tag eight people at the end of this post and list their names. Let them know they have been tagged by leaving them a comment on their blogs.

1. I is hyper.
2. I love laughing. Its like Top on My List of Favourite Things To Do.
3. I own a lot of teddy bears. WOOT. :D
4. I get distracted by shiny things.
5. I'm really short. I just look tall because I wear heels ALL the time. :)
6. I is sleepy.
7. I sudah bertaubat. Next semester I shall study hard hard. No, really. ...REALLY REALLY. REALLY. ish.
8. I'm a hopeless romantic. *sigh*

~Shaun, I've already done the 2nd tag before...I malas wan do it again :p~

Third Tag
Would you go out with you?
State the reasons why you would, and why you wouldn't, and then come to a conclusion at the end.

Hmm...
I would go out with me cos I'm HYPER!! :)
Which means I'm fun, and loud, and always happy-go-lucky. Which means you'd never be bored around me. :p
And I'm damn setia ok. Like really damn setia.

I wouldn't go out with me...cos I'm hyper.
I'm damn nonsensical la, and not everyone can layan me. And I'd probably drive you mad.

In conclusion, I would recommend going out with me only if you're hyper and weird and quite sot la. XD

Aiyo. Rachel called. And talked to me for soooooooooo damn long, that I forgot wat I wanted to say.
One hour conversation ok.
:o

Anyway, I drained of energy edi.
Hutang tidur one week.
Good nite. :)

~vid~

Blur.

My brain is damn saturated edi.
And all this studying for a 50-objective-questions-in-one-hour paper. -__-
50 questions only and they still wan send the results to parents later.
Damn mo liu la these IMU people.

AND I havent mentioned Summatives to my mum yet.
She's wondering why on earth I'm suddenly being so hardworking.

Studying medic has given me a fever.
And its not going away.

JUST SHOOT ME LA.

~vid~

Prayer

This is a sincere request to all readers :
Please pray for me.
I have too much to study and too little time. Granted, it is my own fault, but I need to not fail my Summatives on Friday.
I'm praying for a miracle...to be able to finish studying in time, to be able to remember what I studied, to not blank out during the exam, to be able to find the questions do-able.
Well, okay, not just one miracle.

If you love me, pray for me.

~vid~

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sorry release tension.
and my hand damn itchy.

~vid~

Off-hiatus

I cannot tahan already.
I know I'm supposed to be on hiatus til next Friday, but screw it lah. I mau blog.

DAMN WAT LA.
I studied like a mad dog for the past four days and then today I opened this mock-question-paper and guess what?
I could only answer three questions.
Out of 50 questions, I could answer THREEEEEEEEEEE.
Congratulations to myself la. Damn no mood to study now.
Patah semangat edi ok.
*sob sob*
(I want Kleenex tissue pls tq. The pooh bear wan)

So I shall blog today, and then tomorrow I shall go back to being serious about studying.
Or try to.
Watever la.
Anyway, I got quite a few things to blog about, and if I leave it for next Friday then it will all accumulate and I will end up with a ten-mile long post which you all will not read which will be such a waste cos I got funny stories.
Or not.
I just said tat for fun. Cos I didnt know how to end the sentence. Keke.
And then duno after next Friday will have time to blog anot.
Saturday must go to Kedah to do COP, then my parents wan go Johor after tat. And you all know la, when I go to Johor cannot use Internet. Can use oso no privacy.
Very the wat wan.
See la, I study this stupid anatomy now my English all koyak edi.

So I blog now.

K, story number one.
You know my atkins diet assignment thingy last time rite?
The lecturer hasnt marked it yet wei.
According to her, she has only 19 Atkins Diet assignments left unmarked. Of course I must be one of the 19 la.
She said this 2 days ago.
Until now oso mine havent mark. Specimen betul.
Anyway la, this lecturer...she went to Amsterdam for holiday or smthng, so when she came back, she was telling us this story about how she ate the World's Best Ice-cream.
Some Italian banana-n-chocolate ice cream.
"HAIYOOOOOOOO SO DELICIOUS!!"
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Where got people say haiyooooo and then so delicious!?
Summore tarik the haiyooooooo so long. Sound like came from duno which tamil movie.
Funny la.
The way she said it summore.

And then rite, people here tengah tension about exam rite...
On Thursday I think, the SUN Newspaper had this Euro Edition la, and then page 8 I think had this column about Sarah Brandner (or however you spell her name - she's some model la) and how she was going to play the "supporting wife role" to Bastian Schweinsteiger.
I tell you I nearly got a heart attack and died right there in the lecture hall.
I mean, I knew la that she was Schweini's girlfriend, but they said wife!!
I'm like "omg WIFE!? WHEN DID HE GET MARRIED?! HOW COULD I NOT KNOW!?"
And then rite, I duno who to go beremo to oso!! So I sat there and stoned at the paper in shock all by myself. Damn kesian me ok, no gang to be shocked with.
And then I told Sarwees rite, and she was like "Why? You wanted him to send you wedding card ah?"
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Nobody gets it!! ARFGH. This is when I need Rachel Cheong la.
But anyway rite, after I came home, I went online to investigate, and all the websites say girlfriend.
Not wife.
No one says anything about him being married.
Stupid SUN sesat. Wrong info. Give people heart attack.
Make me cannot concentrate on lecture tat day.
Eeeeesh.

Oh ya.
You all know how I always call people Specimens, rite?
In IMU rite, on one of the lab doors, theres this notice :
NO SPECIMENS ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT.
wahahahahahaa.
Means you cannot take samples out from the lab la. But seriously, No Specimens Allowed Beyond This Point...if follow my interpretation, means half the people in my batch would be barred from entering the lab.
Woot. XD

And then rite, this once la, Sarwees was sitting on my bed, complaining about how emo she was.
And she was like "Can someone come and rescue me ah?"
I have no idea what got into me, but I just picked up my Mama Bear, and went like "SUPERBEAR TO THE RESCUE!!!"
...and proceeded to make my bear pretend to fly around the room...
then I stopped.
"Eh, superbear means need cape la"
So then I tied my towel around my bear's neck...
...and fly-ed her around the room summore.
(Yes, I know I damn mo liu)
And then we went out to show Fatin...
...who was drinking water...
and Sarwees went like "Introducingggg....SUPERBEAR!!!"
...and Fatin spat her water out!
I nearly terkencing laugh so much.
And then of course we had to take pictures to commemorate the moment. XD
Nyeh. Use bombastic word summore. nvm.

I was, at the time, supposed to be studying the cardiovascular system.
I think kan, this is why I study oso I still cannot answer questions wan. Can get distracted and play with my bear halfway. Bluek.

OH.
Today, rite, I was showing my mum pics from Orientation...
and I pointed out Potty to her.
Her reaction :
THIS fella ah? Omg this wan see the face oso you will get irritated already!
woot!
Yes I know. My mum so rocks.
And SEEEEEEE? I cannot be blamed for being mean!!
GENETIC.

ANDDDDDDDD...
ok ok last story edi :
I think some of you may have seen this on my msn :
"Vidya's Perfect For Shahid"
WAIT.
Before you scold me for being perasan...
The above is from a newspaper. I didnt make it up myself. So there.
But I still think its damn cool. :)
It IS damn cool.
I suka Vidya Balan, cos thanks to her I can see "Shahid and Vidya" everywhere. :p!
BUTTTTTT...I damn jeles cos she damn pretty. Bluek.
I think this pic is damn cute by the way :


Super love their expressions, and I canNOT wait for the movie to come outttttttttt...I nak tengokkkkkkk...
*throws tantrum all by myself*
Hmph.

AND NO LA IM NOT DRUNK.
EXAM STRESS.

XD

~vid~

Answers =]

Answers~! ^^

1. The old lady of course! After helping the old lady into the car, you can give your keys to your friend, and wait with your perfect partner for the bus.

2. The fireman is the only man in the room. The rest of the poker players are women.

3. The wife was about to have a baby. They were driving to the hospital. The baby was born, and the wife didn't survive the birth.

4. They were used by children who made a snowman. The snow has now melted.

5. The sisters are Siamese twins.

6. The water in the river only came up to the man's chest. 7. The truck driver was walking.

8. The man is a philanthropist who bought great quantities of rice to sell to poor people at prices they could afford. He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works that he became a millionaire!

9. Because he would earn three times as much money!

10. He was a lighthouse keeper who switched off the lighthouse.

11. The practice originated to ensure that the clerk had to open the till and give change for each transaction, thus recording the sale and preventing him from pocketing the bank notes.

12. The doors at 'The Coconut Grove' opened inward. In the mad panic to escape the fire, people were crushed against the doors and could not pull them open. After 'The Coconut Grove' disaster in 1942, all public buildings had to have doors which opened outward.

--- JM ---

More Riddles~!

Just so this blog doesn't die,
More riddles~!
Yay~!

1. You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus :
-An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
-An old friend who once saved your life.
-The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Knowing that there can only be one passenger in your car, whom would you choose?

2. Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house. The police bust in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker. Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman. How do they know they've got their man?

3. It was a dark stormy night and a couple were in a car racing madly through a foreign city. The car broke down and the husband had to go get help from someone who spoke his language. He was afraid to leave his wife alone in the car so he pulled up the windows and locked the car before leaving. When he came back, the car was in the same state as he had left it but his wife was dead, there was blood on the floor and there was a stranger in the car. What happened?

4. Five pieces of coal, a carrot and a scarf are lying on a hill near a remote house. Nobody put them on the lawn but there is a perfectly logical reason why they should be there. What is it?

5. A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. Both the woman and her sister are before the Judge. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. Though it's a cut-and-dried case, this woman before me cannot be punished." How can this possibly be?

6. A man was driving alone in his car when he spun off the road at high speed. He crashed through a fence and bounced down a steep ravine before the car plunged into a fast flowing river. As the car slowly settled in the river, the man realized that his arm was broken and that he could not release his seat belt and get out of the car. The car sank to the bottom of the river. He was trapped in the car. Rescuers arrived two hours later, yet they found him still in the river, but alive. How come?

7. A police officer saw a truck driver clearly going the wrong way down a one-way street, but did not try to stop him. Why not?

8. A man buys rice at $1 a pound from American growers and sells them at $0.05 a pound in India. As a result of this he becomes a millionaire. How come?

9. A New York city hairdresser recently said that he would rather cut the hair of three Canadians than one New Yorker. Why?

10. There was once a recluse who never left his home. The only time anyone ever visited him was when his food and supplies were delivered, but they never came inside. Then, one storm winter night when an icy gale was blowing, he had a nervous breakdown. He went upstairs, turned off all the lights and went to bed. Next morning, he had caused the deaths of several hundred people. How?

11. Many shops have prices set just under a round figure, e.g. $9.99 instead of $10.00 or $99.95 instead of $100.00 . It is assumed that this is done because the price seems lower to the consumer. But this is not the reason the practice started. What was the original reason for this pricing method?

12. An American nightclub called 'The Coconut Grove' had a terrible fire in which over 400 people died. A simple design flaw in the building led to the death toll being so high. Subsequently, regulations were changed to ensure that all public buildings throughout the country eliminated this one detail which proved so deadly. What was it?

Answers will be posted when I feel like it. xD

--- JM ---

Hiatus

I am about to go on hiatus for the next two weeks.
It just hit me that I have approximately 13 days in which to cover 16 chapters.
And thats not counting assignments.

Why why why do I procrastinate??

I think it would be perfectly reasonable, given my current situation, to deprive you people of my posts til the 20th of June.
I think if at any point in the next two weeks I can still waste precious time by blogging, I deserve to be kicked upside down.

I hold you all witness :
From now until the 20th of June, I shall NOT check these websites :
1. This blog
2. Any other blog
3. Facebook
4. Friendster
5. Youtube
6. Cooltoad

*HINT*
Y'all should go bug Jea Mie to post while I'm gone.

Okay, I should go now.
Love lots. Dont miss me. :p
I know you will, but try k?

~vid~

Bay Shing Shen

Bay keeps bugging me to blog about him.
Literally.
E.g. : "OI. BLOG ABOUT ME"
For the past four days I think.
So, in sheer self-defence, I shall blog about Bay. To keep him happy. And make him stop bugging me. -__-
Here goes :

Hello everybody.
This post is about Bay Shing Shen.
The End.

See Bay, I blogged about you. :)
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Nyehe. Ok fine, I shall do a proper blog post about you.

For the record, this is Bay.
Bay I dont have a picture of you so I stole this from your blog.

I first met Bay in Nazri's tuition in form 4 or form 5. I cannot remember when exactly, but all I knew was we hated him. To the maximum possibility of being able to hate someone. LOL.
I'm actually serious.
You see, the thing about Bay is he's loud.
Nazri is also loud.
When you put two really loud lame people in one room, you get extreme noise pollution.
Which, thanks to Bay, was what BM tuition consisted of.
AND Bay and gang (those Chinese guys he used to sit with) used to go out during the short breaks we had, and when they came back they used to stink of smoke.
I have mentioned that I'm allergic to smoke and smokers before, rite?
Naturally, Bay being the loudest in the entire group, we used to assume he was the Tok Dalang, and that he smoked too. (Actually he doesnt. Its a case of sebab nila setitik rosak susu sebelanga. But I only found that out last year)

Anyway, I cannot remember how we ended up being friends.
I think it was when I went for lunch with Sunita (I duno how you spell her name O_O) and Emilia once, and Bay was there, and Bay talks alot even to people he doesnt really know (in this case, me) and so he started talking to me, and we ended up talking about Nazri (that being the only thing we had in common).
And then after that, I used to run into Bay both in Taylor's and AC, and we used to somehow end up having lunch with each other's friends.
And he introduced me to Neslo. And kept buying for me too. Cos I made him. Wahaha.
But I think the time we really became friends was when Bay helped me and Natasha collect money from people for Teacher's Day.
And then somehow we became pretty close. There was one period last year (and beginning of this year) when Bay was one of my closest friends.
(I shall never forget how you made someone jealous by coming to Michelle's open-house-thingy in your pyjamas and then driving me home)
But I seem to be losing touch with you lately la, Bay. Why ah?
I do not like people who use Digi numbers. Too expensive for me to SMS. Go change back to Maxis. -__-

Bay is the most emofied specimen you can ever find on the planet.
And he writes super emo, super long, super complicated blog posts and THEN tells me MY posts are too wordy. -___-
He's also very annoying in the sense that he keeps zzzzzzz and = =" and haha ing in msn conversations for no good reason. Very potong steam.
And hes very loud. Very. And talks nonsense half the time.
AND he calls me Aunty. Eeeesh.

But one thing I can vouch for...whoever lands Bay as a boyfriend would be pretty lucky la.
Which guy would sit and fold 50 paper flowers for the girl he likes?
Or make sand decorations in glass bottles?
I think its sweet. And from what I know of Bay, hes a uselessfied friend, but he would make a pretty good boyfriend. So (eh Bay, I forgot which girl you like now) I think you're lucky that he cares for you. So dont lead him on and break his heart. I think that has happened to him too many times already.
(AND I malas wan sit and watch him beremo all over again)

See, Bay. I advertise for you.
You officially owe me a lifetime's unlimited supply of Neslo.

~vid~

P.S. Anyone else wan me advertise them....You pay. I advertise. Simple. :)