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NOSE FOR SALE.
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Trade-ins most welcome. :)
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Specs :
- long
- slightly dark brown
- pimple and blemish free
- unnoticeably crooked (septum slighlty deviated to the left)
- top of nose has a bend, which is convenient for resting spectacles
- absolutely immune to all forms of stinkiness (including garbage trucks)
Possible complications :
- may be prone to sudden sneezing
- may not be able to detect smell of gas in gas leaks
Anyone interested, please contact me via the tagbox, or on msn.
Thank you for your attention.
~vid~
