Salt + Inception

You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can’t be sure. But it doesn’t matter, because we’ll be together.

INCEPTION WAS SO COOL.
K.



Backtracking to the point where I start by telling you what happened today :D

So we went to Pyramid today.
Miraculously, didn't see any IMU people at all (not that I'm saying that's a bad thing, of course)
Watched Salt and Inception. :DDD

Well, no.
Ate, watched Salt, ate, watched Inception, ate, came back home.
..yeah. that about covers it. 8DDD


First!
Salt! or SALT. or wtv.
I didnt know it only came out yesterday! I thought it'd been playing for quite long already!
(no I dont read newspapers..you know that already)

So no spoilers in this post, dont worry.




Ze movie was coooool.
Typical Angelina Jolie?
Espionage, fight, fight, fiiiiight. Alot of people die. Alot of things get blown up.
But the storyline was pretty interesting. Complicated, but still cool. :D
I would say worth watching.

And asdkjsdhfksjdfh HOW HOT IS ANGELINA JOLIE MAN.
Isn't she old!? How does she get off looking so damn good??

I like Liev Schreiber.
Him being in this movie made it cooler.

(this is the only decent still of him from the movie. The stills arent out yet wtf)

K.
NOW INCEPTION.
LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOVE.

(there are going to be alot of pictures because I'm prejudiced. Inception > Salt)
Still no spoilers though k.

Alot of wallpapers, cos I love em all and cant pick.




The movie was sooooo good.
Another Chris Nolan masterpieceeee.
Add Leo DiCaprio, who btw has always been an amazing actor, and bam! Inception.


Looove. SO. much. okay.
I'm going to watch it again on Tuesday. Hah! (if its still playing)

The graphics were sooooo coooooooooool.
And it wasnt difficult to understand at all. It was like The Prestige.
Complicated, but everything unfolds and falls into place...and its perfect.

AND HOW SUAAAVE WAS JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT??
So damn bergaya man.

And the way he gets her to kiss him.
*cue melting and dying*



IDK what they're doing but who cares. The adorableness. *faints*

BUT THE ENDING.
THE ENDING.

K.
My mother is going to shoot me and bury me in her backyard if I don't get off the computer NOW.

Nights darlings!


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Dear Lord,

How many more times do you need my spirit to be broken before you can finally set me free from all this pain?

Against Abuse of Women

This is a 2 minute video.
Watch it.
...and then think about it, what would you do?






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Insanity Wolf

*insert diabolical laughter here*

:DDDD
I was bored.
I wanted to try this out. :D


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Picspam (David Villa)

...as promised.

Note : This shall be a David Villa picspam.
Dont like David Villa?
awwwwww.
Bye. :DDDD


So I was sposed to do this yesterday right?? (then I got interrupted. I swear I have a gazillion Kanye West wannabes in my life)
(...had to say it :p)
Right.
So yesterday I typed out this one long grandmother story about how I think guys who dote on their kids are awesome.
I just summarised the entire thing into the above sentence.

K. :DDD


And yes, Senor Dahveed has been completely forgiven cos hes so @#@#&#*#&%^ cute with his kids ok.
You should not hold grudges against cute people.
(I dont mean physically lah. Not being shallow. Personalities can be cute. hah!)


Eh wait. I rephrase : This is a David Villa + kid(s) picspam.

K. NUFF WORDS.
PICSPAM STARTING NAO.

First with Zaida Villa, the first daughter.
Born on 7th December 2005.

I believe this was when Zaida was just born.

So cute, right??

(Tell me she doesnt look like Boo from Monsters Inc.)

Is that Pepe Reina on babysitting duty?

awww. :D

I believe this was during Euro 08.

(by far my favouritest picture *sighs*)

He even has her name on his shoe. Its some symbolic thing these footballers have. But why shoe? ...no idea. Its sposed to be sweet. Sweet it is.

There are a few pics of him, Zaida and the wife vacationing at some beach, but the decent-sized ones are all watermarked...so, lazy upload.


With Olalla Villa. (pronounced Olaya Viya...why these people use Ls when they're not going to pronounce them, I will not understand)
DOB : 18th August 2009.

She looks like a toy wtf.

With both his kids.
Aww.

The whole family. :)
I think I'm in love with his first daughter.
(bbz is u balding?)

This is from the calendar photoshoot that Valencia does every year (?), where the players interact with Down's Syndrome children.
I think its a Spanish thing.
I've seen the tennis players do it, and I think the other La Liga clubs do as well.
Still sweet though. :)

And finallyyyyy.
THIS.

Simply cos hes stepping off the plane looking all cool and shit...and it works for me.
So. works. okay.

What was that??
Too much David Villa for one night?

...I did say picspam, did I not? :DDDDDD



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Announcement #276

EH Y'ALL.

Do me favour. Click on those ads. -->
PLEASE.

I click backkk. :DDDDD

And Beesya, I c u on my feedjit. 8D


I want to do an epic picspam.
Was sposed to do it today but got interrupted by my ovaries exploding.
o.O
Shall explain in my epic picspam post.
Which should come tomorrow.
IF PEOPLE DONT KEEP INTERRUPTING ME.

K?
K.


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My Thoughts #2

http://3bananas4u.blogspot.com/2008/01/my-thoughts.html

Apparently I haven't changed all that much over the years.

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Historic Moment

As of 8.20 am, 20th July 2010...

There are ZERO (0) people (out of 111) online on my msn list.
This has never happened before.
:o

This. is. cool.
8DDD

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So...

So.

I miss my housemates.
Just hit me that I won't be seeing 'em after the hols is over.

...that kind of sucks.

:(


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Patchy didnt say anything.

Eh can Chelsea please stop bidding for German players??
Bought Ballack last time right. Then he never actually played to full potential there right.
This is annoying.

I like ze German boys, but if they want to play for another EPL club they can go die. (in season lah)

Ferguson wants to bid for Ozil if I'm not mistaken.
So does Chelsea and Arsenal and Real (Like go die, seriously)

COME TO UNITED MESUT. :D




My neighbour needs to stop karaoke-ing.
Like seriously.
Not at night.

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Predictions

This is Vangelia Gushterova. Also known as Baba Vanga. She may seem like a normal old lady, but she’s not. She’s a prophet from Bulgaria who accurately predicted 9/11.

But she wasn’t alive to see 9/11 happen. She was born in the year 1911 and died in the year 1996. When she was 12, she got stuck in a raging storm and the wind was so hard, she was lifted by it and was thrown to the ground from a great height. And, when people found her, her eyes were all sandy and she became blind.

Anyway, then she got all freaky and started predicting things. Like once, her older brother wanted to join the army but she begged him not to go because she had this vision that he’ll die at the age of 23.

And she was right. Her brother joined the army, was captured by Germans, and executed at the age of 23.

Okay, here’s a list of her predictions:

Predictions:

2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.

2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans.

2014 – Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).

2016 – Europe almost lonely (empty).

2018 – New China becomes a world power. Developing countries in turn operated from exploiters.

2023 – A little bit of change in the Earth’s orbit.

2025 – Europe still little settled.

2028 – Creating a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually being overcome. Launched a manned spacecraft to Venus.

2033 – The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans.

2043 – The world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule.

2046 – any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment.

2066 – During the attack on the Muslim Rome, the United States used a new kind of weapon – the climate. The sharp cooling (instant freezing).

2076 – Classless Society (communism).

2084 – The restoration of nature.

2088 – A new disease – aging for a few seconds!

2097 – The rapid aging defeated.

2100 – Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.

2111 – People become living robots.

2123 – The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene.

2125 – Hungary will receive signals from space.

2130 – Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils).

2164 – Animals turn half-human.

2167 – A new religion.

2170 – Major drought.

2183 – A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power, and demands independence from the Earth (like when – the United States from England).

2187 – Will stop 2 large eruption of volcanoes.

2195 – Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food.

2196 – Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans.

2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.

2221 – In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what – something terrible.

2256 – Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.

2262 – Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets.

2271 – Restart physical constants are changed. (Laws of physics changed?)

2273 – Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race.

2279 – Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole).

2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.

2291 – The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light it again.

2296 – Powerful eruption on the Sun. Changing the force of gravity. Beginning to fall old space stations and satellites.

2299 – In France, guerrilla movement against Islam.

2302 – New important laws and secrets of the universe revealed.

2304 – Secrets of the Moon revealed.

2341 – Something terrible is approaching Earth from space.

2354 – An accident in one of the artificial Sun leads to drought.

2371 – The great famine.

2378 – A new fast-growing race.

2480 – 2 artificial Suns collide. Land in the twilight.

3005 -The war on Mars. Violated the trajectory of the planet.

3010 – Comet hits Moon. Around the Earth – ring/zone of the stones and dust.

3797 – By this time on Earth killed all life, but mankind will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another stellar system.

3803 – A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people – they mutate.

3805 – The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.

3815 – The war is over.

3854 – The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.

3871 – New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.

3874 – New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.

3878 – along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.

4302 – New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.

4302 – The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.

4304 – Found a way to win any disease.

4308 – Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.

4509 – Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.

4599 – People achieve immortality.

4674 – The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.

5076 – A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.

5078 – The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.

5079 – End of the World


This was taken from : here


:o
To believe or not to believe?
This sounds like it could be the plot of some sci-fi movie. -.-


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You know what?

My feedjit scares me.
LOOK. --->

WHY IS EVERYONE FROM BRAZIL?
















(actually I just needed an excuse to use that retarded gif :DDD)

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I swear, I do the stupidest things.

Never Back Down

Hello darlings.

I'm bored.
Have been in a decidedly weird mood lately.
Weird moodS.

Maybe its just me being hormonal.
:O
Missed my period last month so now I have double the dose of usual PMS.

:DDDD
Someone is going to sue me for TMI soon.




I have no idea what to doooooooo with my life.
Parents both emoing.
Which isnt fun.
Cos, since they're emo, they dont to go out.
AND THEY WONT LET ME GO OUT EITHER.
ASFJSASKDJASKDJ.

Waiting for my brother to balik next week so I can drag him out.
...unless he decides to bail on me and go visit his girlfriend instead.
-______-


I need a boyfriend.
Or a guy best friend with a car who doesnt currently reside in another country.
ROAR.
Why do all you boys go overseas?

Or you know, best friends that DONT devote their lives to playing online games and/or attending midnight meetings, would suffice too, really.
Pfft.
=.=





Seeence I is bored, I shall tell you about his movie I watched day before yesterday.
Watched it off youtube.

Cuz youtube is awesome, and the time spent waiting for the first clip to load is 1/12397238472384th the time it takes to download the whole movie.
And you can load a few clips at a time on different tabs :D



So yes.
Movie. Thanks to Morgan, for being the one who told to me to watch it.
:D



Never Back Down.
Came out in 2008.
(Yes, I'm outdated. Sattap)

THE MOVIE IS AWESOME.
Its like Karate Kid, but awesomer.
Its like Fight Club, but awesomer. (well, this I'm assuming since I've never watched Fight Club, but the synopsis is complicated and my brain is on vacation)

But it really is awesomer than Karate Kid.
And thats saying something considering I feel Karate Kid is the best fight movie of all time.
And no, I'm not talking about the Jaden Smith-Jackie Chan one.
I'm talking about the Daniel-san - Mr Miyagi one.
:DDD





I love fight movies.
(Not so much a Kung Fu/Karate fan...I prefer more wrestling+martial arts mix)
Super huge fan of Jean Claude van Damme.
...til my mom banned me from watching his movies cos she was worried I'd develop a violent streak.
Wut.
-_-







THERE WAS THIS ONE MOVIE LAST TIME.
The one where there were these 3 kids (3 brothers) who were good at some martial arts.
I think they had up til part 3.
DAMMIT I DONT REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE MOVIE.
Hold on.
I go google.


...the movie was called 3 Ninjas.


Funny.
I thought it had a cooler name. :S

That movie was awesome when I was a kid. :D
We used to watch it everytime my mum's friend's kids came over, then after the movie we'd have our own ninja fights. :DD
...I grew up mostly with boys.




K.
So Never Back Down.
I can summarise it for you.

Angry Hot Boy moves to different state, and starts attending new school.
Angry Hot Boy meets Supposedly-Hot-but-Very-Annoying Girl and falls for her. SHbVA Girl happens to be Bad Guy's girlfriend.
Bad Guy is a psycho who likes wrestling people.
Angry Hot Boy has a history of getting in fights.
Bad Guy provokes Angry Hot Boy into fighting and kicks his ass.
Angry Hot Boy emo-s for two days, then joins a martial arts school (?).
SHbVA feels guilty about AHB getting beaten up and breaks up with BG.
AHB avoids SHbVA for awhile, but since shes the movie's heroine, he ends up with her anyway.
BG is super angry and challenges AHB to a Beat Down a la The Streets from Step Up 2.
AHB doesnt want to fight, but has some life-changing enlightening experience after his friend is beaten up and fights BG anyway.
And wins. (duh.)
BG acknowledges AHB's awesomeness and everyone lives happily ever after.

THE END.

But the acting was good.
The fight sequences were pretty good.
The plot was predictable, but the movie was AWESOME.

Angry Hot Boy, aka Sean Faris...is hot.
Cross between Tom Cruise and Cristiano Ronaldo, but hotter than either. :D


Though if you dont like fight movies, but still want to drool over him,
I think he acted in Sleepover.
or something.



I am unbored now.
There is a movie on tv that is unboring me.

BTW.
I think Never Back Down is playing on HBO. Not now, I mean just generally..its playing on HBO.
I THINK.
...in case anyone wants to watch :D



K BAI.

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Stinky Small Brain

IDEK anymore.
o.o

Why on earth am I so jobless zomggg.

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Real needs to stop buying players

Breaking news : Real Madrid wants to buy every single player on the planet.

What else is new?
-___-
STOP BIDDING FOR BAYERN MUNICH PLAYERS DAMMIT.

Lahm should come to MU.
SIR ALEX SHOULD BID. FOR PHILLIP LAHM. IDC. HE JUST SHOULD.

And he should also buy Schweinsteiger.
Schweinsteiger should NOT go to Real.
Either come to the EPL (MU! MU!) or stay in Bayern bbz.



I dont like United's new kit.
The collar is nice.
The design is weird.
What happened to black with red? White + red = not nice.
pfft.




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Random Emo #87

I'm..ehh..confused?
See.
I don't even know what I am.
...
Never mind.

Been thinking.

Of.

How.

I cant seem to post anything private here anymore.
I know some of you who read this,
but there are others who read that I'm not aware of.

Its not very flattering to suddenly have my friend ask me :
"Eh what exactly did you write on your blog ah? So-and-so asked me about it"
...and I'd get the biggest shock of my life.


Its frustrating.

I can't actually write anything personal on tumblr either, cos...I dont know.
Its awkward to have complete strangers read your personal secrets even if you'll probably never see them in your entire life.


I would write a journal, but I'm not one of those who can sit and pen down my thoughts calmly.


I'm...frustrated.
I need my own private space to vent.
And I dont have that anymore.


DammitIneedanewblognow.



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Random #251

Hi everybody.

Drove around to break in my new car today.

IT WAS AWESOME.

k.
bai.
:DDDDDDD


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Whats big, shiny, silver and moves?

vid says:
SUH MING
i have something
thats new, big, shiny and silver
AND IT MOVES
GUESS WHAT

Suh Ming says:
HAHAHAAHAHAHA
UHHHH
A ROBOT DOG?
HAHAHAHA

vid says:
*headdesks*
suh ming
you and kington
think alike
he thought i was talking about a stormtrooper

Suh Ming says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUT
BUT
WHAT ELSE CAN BE SHINY AND MOVING?!?!

vid says:
a car?

Suh Ming says:
LOL!!!!!
sorry
with you
we were expecting something more out of the world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA




I had no idea I was that unpredictable.
Stormtroopers and robot dogs.
Seriously.

:DDDDD

YesIhaveanewcar. :DDDDDDDDD


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Seven facts worth knowing about cockroaches.

NEW FACEPALM GIF.









I'm addicted to gifs.
I'm also Captain Obvious :DDDD


And I am SO insanely bored right now...

I wanted to pee earlier.
But then when I went to the bathroom, there was a cockroach inside.

Cue closing the door quietly, backing away quietly, and then screaming and running.
...we've already agreed I'm a bit mad :D

Thats not the worst part.

The worst part is : NO ONE WILL KILL THE COCKROACH FOR ME.

They're all like : You're 20 years old, you must learn to kill cockroaches by yourself.
...
Wut.
No like, seriously...WUT.

(Like, seriously is my new favourite phrase. ...aaaand Capt Obvious makes a reappearance.
Don't you like, just LOVE me? :DDD)


I haz a theory btw.
Regarding cockroaches of course *nods sagely*

The possibility of a cockroach appearing out of nowhere and staring you in the face (or foot, considering their eye level)
is directly proportional
to how badly you want to pee after everyone else (who is capable of killing the cockroach) has gone to bed.




Facts about the cockroach :

1. A roach can live a week without a head.
Even if you cut off its head, it would still run around the house for about a week before dying of thirst because its brain is not in its head. It’s scattered throughout its body.
Oh ew. Now you can't even be secure about killing them.



2. Cockroaches have white blood.
K. People have told me this before,
but lemme share story : There was this once when my darling brother decided to stomp hard on a cockroach in front of me, to prove that cockroach blood is green.
Which he did.
And the cockroach got crushed.
And there was green stuff oozing out of it all over the floor. (yuck)
Which is why, for quite some time, I was convinced cockroach blood is green.
I'm confused now.
And now he wont stomp on another cockroach for me to double check. No one else will either.
Tis apparently destined to remain one of my life's mysteries.
-_-


I'm losing the plot here.
Why did I start posting about cockroaches again?

Nevertheless...


3. A cockroach that has just shed it's skin is white and has black eyes.
It takes 8 hours to reproduce the skin layer.
I've never seen a white cockroach. o_O
Have you?? And how on earth do you see its eyes anyway?



4. It's hard to sneak up on a roach.
They have one great big nerve connecting their tails to their heads, alerting them to danger from behind.
They have nerves. Okay one nerve, but still.
They have a nerve. What the actual eff?


5. Cockroaches do not bite. False.
The larger roaches have even been known to bite humans.
AHHHH.
SEE. This is why we run!
They are dangerous okay!


6. Roaches have faster reflexes than humans--even faster than Michael Jordan's.
Like. They bite. AND they have super reflexes.
Andddd they can live without their heads.
How was it we were the higher species again?


7. LAST FACT : Cockroaches have medicinal properties.

• Crushed cockroaches when applied to a wound, can help ease the sting
• Processed cockroaches have been used to cure illnesses and physical disorders for centuries.
  More cockroach tea, anyone? Brewed from cockroaches, this tea has been used to treat dropsy--a kind of sickness or inflammation.
  Next time you have trouble going pee, and your urinary tract just doesn't want to go with the flow, why not try dried and powdered Oriental cockroaches? They are said to make a dandy diuretic.
  Eat too much pizza? Cotton candy? Thanksgiving dinner? Some people eat cockroaches fried in oil and garlic as a cure for indigestion.

Oh.
YUCK.

Sources :
http://www.squidoo.com/cockroaches-facts-and-myths
http://www.roachcom.net/rofacts/
http://www.essortment.com/all/cockroachanthro_ryoa.htm



My neighbour has the randomest taste in music.
He's been alternating between tamil rap, malay songs, latin music and chinese songs.













No pikturs of cockroaches cos they're disgusting.
Hah.

I have no idea how this post came about. O_O



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