Clearing Up Stuff (Looong Post. As Usual)

1) Apology for all the angst-ish comments in previous posts.

Anything I said about shutting up and not arguing with me wasn't actually meant for anybody who reads this blog.
o_O
Just so many people have been picking fights with me lately; but I've fought whatever battles I want to fight face to face (ok, not face to face...facebook :D),
I'm not actually cowardly enough to go write stuff on my blog instead of telling the person off properly.
Anything I wrote here was letting off steam after all the fighting.
So if anyone read anything and got offended, I'm sorrrieeee :(
If I really wanted to tell you off, I'd have done it directly/personally/wtv kay?




Btw.
Speaking of arguments.
Best one I've heard so far :

"HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT GERMANY?? HITLER WAS FROM GERMANY!"

MAJOR.
F.A.C.E.P.A.L.M.



LIKE MAJOR.

LIKE I DONT EVEN WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT HOW STUPID THAT STATEMENT IS.
(But I will anyway, cuz I'm weird like that)
Saying you can't support Germany cos Hitler was German, is like saying you can't use any products imported from Japan cos the Japanese tortured our ancestors during the occupation.

Its just beyond stupid.
These boys weren't involved in WWII and last I checked they weren't planning world domination either.



And another one : Feeling Low, Joachim?

First glance...omgrealfunnystatus.
NOT.

a) Its Loew, not Low. At least learn to spell properly.
And to say Wikipedia spells it as Low.
Dude. You're a freaking law student.
Every law student (and every other person on the planet) knows that Wikipedia is unreliable.
YOU CAN NOT CITE WIKIPEDIA IN AN ARGUMENT.
You can cite it for other unnecessary things, but not in a heated argument.
You just lose by default.
And if you're a law student, and you cite wikipedia in a debate then you're just the world's biggest loser.
Soz.









b) Loew is pronounced with the emphasis on the w that makes it sound like v.
Closer to luv than low.
Feeling luv, Joachim? makes no sense...unless you're into some spreading the love shit.
Pun doesnt work.
So I'm childish and stubborn. I STILL WIN.




AND OMG I DONT WANT TO ARGUE ANOTHER TIME ABOUT HOW GERMANY DID NOT CHEAT AGAINST ENGLAND.
CAN ALL YOU ENGLAND FANS JUST GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF.


You have no idea how often I've lost my temper in the past one week.



And like seriously, what is with you boys and picking fights with us girls when we comment on football?

(Again this is not meant for anyone reading this. If you still want to get offended, ...then go get offended lah. Idc)

Ok like seriously, I'm not as well-versed in football jargon e.g dead balls, set pieces, etc.
Cos I don't pore over football magazines and/or pay much attention to the commentary and/or train for football/futsal as much as you people do.
BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I DONT KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL.
I know when an offside is an offside, and when a foul is a foul.
And I'm not one of those who go "omg my poor baby!" when an opponent trips up a player from my team.
I do that like half n hour after the game (delayed reaction)..but during the game itself, if a foul occurs its more like "WTF REF. YELLOW CARD YELLOW CARD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS REFEREE! THAT WAS A BLATANT FOUL!"
Then we jump up and down like mad people and shout at the tv and turn to each other and yell about how stupid the referee is.
I swear if the tv was a portal, we'd be on the sidelines screaming at the ref, and shouting out counter strategies to our players.




2) Apology No2 is for all the swearing in the prev posts. :D

I think theres more foul language in just the July posts than there has been, collectively, in the past 3 years.
Sorry. :(
But tbh we most of us cuss like sailors when we watch football.
Its a passion thing.
You lose half your vocab and have to resort to swearing to get your point across.

NOT proud of it.
But wtv.
:D















3) Not apologizing for this one...but whoever got offended abt Paul.
I still maintain wtv I said.
Don't like, don't read.



4) (This might apply to some of you)
Please don't message me during a game.
I probably won't reply you unless :

1. The game is insaaaaanely boring.
2. I happen to be in an uncharacteristically good mood.
3. We just scored a goal and I want to rub it in your face.
4. You happen to be Rachel Cheong.

And really, please don't message me to tell me you're worried that the team is losing.
If I do reply you at that point I WILL probably be very rude about it.
As far as I'm concerned...we can be down 5-0,
BUT WE WILL NOT LOSE FAITH UNTIL THE FINAL WHISTLE HAS BEEN BLOWN K.
To msg me at 20 mins and say you're worried that the other team has scored is only going to annoy me.
Don't do it.
If you're going to support a team, have faith in them.
No matter what.
And of course we worry, the whole lot of us are at the edge of our seats, practically pulling out our hair....do you really think I'm going to have time to type a message calmly in that situation?

Again no offence.
I'm just explaining why I don't reply.
I really would be horrendously rude if I did bother to reply...unless, as I said, I'm in a good mood and the game is boring.
And when I don't reply I'll feel really guilty and be in a bad mood the rest of the day -_-

K I'M DONE.

I bet alot of people hate me right now.
Ah well.
Haters gonna hate.















I will be spamming with gifs for quite awhile yet. Idc how irrelevant they are.
These gifs only make an appearance circa the WC...been waiting 4 years for these, yo!















(kay mebbe not THIS gif)





~vid~