The brother : You not going eyebrowsing or anything tomorrow right?
Me : I'm going eyebrowsing!
Mum : What on earth is eyebrowsing?
Me : Oh, he means threading.
Mum : ...how do you people even understand each other?
* * *
Me : (looking at the new Groupon deals) Ma, let's go to Greece.
Mum : Okay.
Me : ...no, I'm serious, let's go to Greece.
Mum : Okay.
Me : Ma, you're not listening to me.
Mum : Yes I am. You said 'let's go to Greece'.
Me : And?
Mum : And I said okay.
Me : ...so we can go to Greece?
Mum : No.
Me : what but..
Mum : No.
* * *
Our cousin is due to deliver twins in a month or so.
The Brother : Okay, so how do you know when you're going to deliver? When your water breaks?
Me : Yes.
Mum : No.
Me : YES.
Mum : ...there are other symptoms too okay, like-
The Brother : Okay, no, wait. What's the water...-bag-thing called?
Me : The amniotic sac.
The Brother : Speak English.
Me : I am.
The Brother : What's the layman term for ...whatever it is you just said?
Me : ...the water ...bag?
The Brother : Yes, but I asked you what the water-bag was called in medical ter..oh.
-_-
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Dad : One of my friends has to go for an operation next week. He's donating one of his livers to someone.
Mum & Me : (together) We only have one liver each.
Dad : What.
Mum : You're thinking of kidneys.
Dad : What. No he said liver.
Mum : You can't donate one liver, you only have one. You can only donate part of it.
Dad : What. (looks to me) Is this true?
Me : Yes.
Dad : What.
* * *
My family is ridiculous.
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Waaaah~ You made my evening! This is great! I laughed so hard. Your family is wonderful. :-D Wonderful as in funny, you know. ^^
ReplyDeleteEyebrowsing is like window-shopping?
haha, I'm glad you enjoyed this post :D
DeleteThey're a bit mad, really, my family. Guess that's where I get it from. hehe.
Lol no, what he meant by eyebrowsing was threading for eyebrows. Where you go to a beauty parlour (or something similar) and they shape your eyebrows. :p
First of all, your family has great conversations xD.
ReplyDeleteSecond of all, MY LOVE FOR KURT IS NOTHING NEW. In fact he's the reason I found your blog in the first place, do you remember?! March 18.
And thirdly, Chris Hemsworth. That is all.
<3 Paige
My family is mental, honestly.
DeleteLOL you're allowed to love Kurt :D And yes, I do remember! The kurt post that started it all. hehe.
ooh. Chris is yum. but. TOM HIDDLESTON. yes. <3
Hahaa yoh now that was just epic.. I could not stop laughing!!!! Just awesome!
ReplyDeletehehe. Thanks :)
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