Why Try?

these are the comments :
"apparently deres nth funny in ur blog"

"i think its kind of stupid of u being happy when ppl call u parasite" (wth!)

"i say write less coz d more u write d more boring it gets"

that does it.

IM ON STRIKE.

not that anyone will care anyway, since everyone finds me too boring or stupid or both. but, for the sake of it...

~vid~

What DO You Suggest I do?

Is it just me or have most of my posts been really short lately?

No mood.
Sigh. After not having proper holidays for over almost a year, it's awfully tiring to be on holiday for three months.
There is NOTHING to do!
I mean, I don't have to pack to go overseas, because I'm NOT going overseas. I'm just going to move somewhere thats about 1/2 hour away from home, so I can still leave most of my stuff here.
And I don't have timetables to sort out because IMU hasn't sent the final acceptance letter yet.
AND Astro is so freaking retarded lah, I tell you. They play maybe 5 good movies a month. That also at dunno what kind of weird timings.
Sigh.

See? Now I'm stuck.
I cant even think of what to write anymore. Thats how bored I am.
And my Ares went beserk. Nothing's downloading. NOTHING.

And I HATE having to use caps lock.
Cos I'm so used to not using it, so i have to keep backspace-ing and re-starting the sentence with caps.
Ah, screw it lah, im not using anymore caps for this post.
sorry, jea mie.

im bored im bored im bored.

oh, and by the way, everybody, since i only got msn recently, i also happened to discover the existence of emoticons also very recently.
which basically means that right now im jakuning over emoticons la.
so IF i do use a thousand and one emoticons in my conversations with anyone, jz ignore it, kay?
im currently very excited about using them, so lemme play with them for a while.
i'd probably get fed up with them in about 1 and a 1/2 weeks, if not sooner. :)

people keep telling me my blog is supremely boring.
sigh.
i don't like those people.
LOL.
okay no lah, but seriously, when i ask them why they find it boring, they say its toooooo long.
(i was talking to yan qi, btw)

vid says:
why dyou say my blog is boring ah?
$P$ says:
coz 2 long
vid says:
o.o
$P$ says:
no1 ll spend time readin such long blog la
$P$ says:
u think u r writing essay or what
$P$ says:
plz kindly improve da quality of ur blog
$P$ says:
dun bore me 2 death

ouch.
i dont get it.
arent blogs sposed to be long and essay-ish? or am i missing the whole concept here?
i seem to notice tat people find blogs with millions of pictures very interesting. (no offence meant...*kicks anyone who gets offended*)
okay, i DONT HAVE pictures of myself to upload here.
reason being i love myself too much to advertise myself like some idiot online.
...
jz kidding.
but seriously, lah, dyou know how many people blog-hop??
correction : dyou know how many potentially-stalker-weirdos blog hop??!!
*drops subject*

so im boring.
im a boring parasite. (i still find that amusing, by the way)
so yeah, anyone else find me boring, say so, AND tell me what to do to make this less boring.
oh, BUT...I refuse to consider comments from Bay. :p

~vid~

The Parasite Has Moved On...

...according to Wye Luun.
Thats what he said when I told him that I had gotten fed up of both Friendster and Facebook, and was currently being lifeless on youtube.
So I got called a parasite.
I kinda like the idea though. Me. Being a parasite.
For some reason that appeals to me.
Heh.

I like this song.
Which is weird, cos I don't really like anything else by Hilary Duff.
Anyway,
Who's That Girl

Love the lyrics. Read them, will you? :)

~vid~

p.s. Jea Mie, I'm making an effort to use caps. And I do find it supremely annoying. -.-"

Third Time Lucky

I PASSED MY DRIVING!! :)

The best part is, I was SO sure I was going to fail.
Cos i forgot to put my handbrake down in the beginning, and the car was moving soooooo slow...and my tester was like "handbrake". N i freaked.
And then at the traffic light, there was this super long line until the yellow box, so I stopped before the yellow box, and then he was like "ada space la...bahaya la u drive macam ni, nanti ada kereta bang you ke..."
So i was like omg confirm gone la. And then when balancing at the traffic light, he had to tell me to "tekan minyak lagi". And THEN, after the traffic light, i was trying to change gear, and my gear got stuck. And then i just gave up, I thought confirm fail, la, rite?
After that I was like "Ah, f*ck it la, fail edi, so now just chill and drive back", so I did.
And he gave me a 17.
WTH WEI!
If i hadn't been so shocked, I probably would've just hugged him on the spot.

Oh, and NO, i did not bribe. :)
Which is even more happifying!!!

Thank God i don't ever have to go back to SDC again. Almost all the instructors know me alredi.
Swt. Malufiedness.

I want a manual car. Don't want auto.
Shoot me.

~vid~

Pain.

My dad's friend's granddaughter jz passed away.

I feel so sorry for her.
She's already lost 2 daughters, a son-in-law, and 2 grandchildren.
And somehow she's still pulling through everyday. Strong. Shes's so normal, you wouldn't believe she's been through so much loss.

HOW can someone live through so much?!?!
God, the amount of strength you'd need...
And i sit here and complain about the things that don't matter. I cannot stand it. I cannot take people dying.
Most of all, I cannot stand facing the people left behind, and watch them live through the pain of loss everyday.
I feel so insignificant.
Omg, I cannot stand people dying.

~vid~

The Last Episode

the last of the lot!
this is my favouritest episode of all...me LOVES the ending!! ...and tracii. lolx :)

FINAL EPISODE : CHRISTMAS EVE


~vid~

Episodes 11 & 12

after reading michelle's n sam's blog, i was seriously curious to go find out how my blog was rated.

-.-"
because i use the words "sexy" and "dead".
-.-"
i mean, i called babies sexy!! wth.

and i want the 3rd season of heroes to come outttttttt...
cos i just finished watching the 2nd season. (yes, i know im outdated)
(*MILO is so HOT! *drools**)
im beginning to like claire alot less now. why does she get all the cute guys?!!
West (Nick D'Agosto) is so freaking adorable!
but i digress. :)

oh yeah, the (almost) end of It's A Mall World:
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EPISODE ELEVEN : THE POWER IS OUT

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EPISODE TWELVE : REALITY SHOW

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one more to go!

~vid~

Episodes 9 & 10 / oliv3r.net

Since my Ares has been acting up lately, i figured that instead of dwldng Heroes, season 2, i'd watch it week by week on Star World, and fall back into my role of being the most outdated person on the planet.
But considering that in roughly 4 weeks time, I will no longer be staying at home, and hence, no longer be within 5 yards of a Tv, much less one with astro, i would only be able to watch 5 episodes of Heroes.
And that's when i died of depression la, basically.
So i had to go hunt for someplace to dwld it from rite? And after filtering through all the dwldng softwares which require javascript (which i don't have), and all the ones that are not compatible with my comp, i found this :
oliv3r.net
Lets you download most of the Tv shows (damn clear copies), AND YOUTUBE VIDEOS. :)
cool to the max wei!
so yeah, Visit Oliv3r.net!!

Oh, and...
Back to "It's A Mall World" !

EPISODE NINE : QUITTING THE BRUTUS

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EPISODE TEN : CONCERT TIX

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~vid~

Shocked

Excerpt taken from YAHOO! News :
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NEW YORK - Heath Ledger, the talented 28-year-old actor who gravitated toward dark, brooding roles that defied his leading-man looks, was found dead Tuesday in a Manhattan apartment, facedown at the foot of his bed with prescription sleeping pills nearby, police said.

There was no obvious indication that the Australian-born Ledger had committed suicide, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said.

Associated Press writer Sara Kugler contributed to this report. "
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By the way, that isn't the full article.
The rest of the article can be found here :
http://omg.yahoo.com/heath-ledger-found-dead-in-nyc/news/5904

I'm shocked. R.I.P.
~vid~

Think Americans Are Not Stupid??

Well, think again, people...
They're as stupid as it gets. :)


"What religion are buddhist monks?
Islamic? I don't know.."
ROTFL~!

oh, and thanx to fiona for the video!! :D

~vid~

JJ & Rudy ~ ! ! !

First they came up with We're Not So Furious...



Followed by Don'tcha...



And now, put your ears together for the brand new JJ & Rudy parody...
I Got It From My Mamak~!!!
It was out since...last week if I'm not mistaken.
I've only heard it twice.
So if you haven't heard it yet...
Here it is~! :)



--- JM ---

Peanut Butter Cookies

Here's a new song I heard on the radio the other day.
It's called Teardrops On My Guitar by Taylor Swift.
Lovely Song. :)



--- JM ---

Episodes 7 & 8

since im bored... so very very bored.

EPISODE SEVEN : HEALTH SCARE

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EPISODE EIGHT : GUM


~vid~

Episodes 5 & 6

EPISODE FIVE : HAPPY COUPLES

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EPISODE SIX : DEAN MAKES A MOVE

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i love episode 5! esp the part with the couple on the phone! :)

~vid~

Episodes 3 & 4

I love this show~!!
oh, and btw, is Sam the only one bothering to watch it?
dun care. i shall continue with my new *ahem* "mission in life". :p

EPISODE THREE : HARPER'S MYSPACE

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EPISODE FOUR : BEST BIRTHDAY EVER


~vid~

Episodes 1 & 2

I've decided. I shall embed all the episodes from It's A Mall World.
save you all the trouble of hunting for it on youtube.
(not that any of you would have bothered to hunt anyway)
but humor, me :

WATCH! (pwease?)

its less than 5 mins each, and it loads really fast (depending on ur comp speed oso la)

DISCLAIMER : i didn't upload these videos to youtube, theyre not mine, im just promoting. :)

EPISODE ONE : DEAN THE LADIES MAN

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EPISODE TWO : SONG-OFF


i shall embed them two-by-two, kay?
as in each time i post, i'll embed.
cos well, if you watch them all at once, then you'd be left wishing it didn't end so fast. like me. :(

~vid~

It's A Mall World - Part 2

ok, i changed my mind.
It's A Mall World isn't damn funny.
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its freaking awesome!!

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seriously, you people have to watch it!
the thing is, it requires a bit of intelligence to grasp the funni-ness of it, though.
so, uh...if you dont get the show... then uh,...
*speechless*

~vid~

It's A Mall World

*kicks everybody except bay and fiona*
because they were the only two people who bothered to comment. BUT somehow managed to fail to answer the question.
nvm, screw dying.
im not dying tomorrow.
i CANT die tomorrow!!
ive got so many episdoes of "It's A Mall World" left to watch!!


which brings me to my new job : promoting the show!
its a miniseries (each episode is not more than 5 minutes), directed by none other than......
*drumroll*
Milo Ventimiglia!!
i swear, he's a freaking GENIUS. the show is damn funny!!


and oh yeah, check this out :
STUPIDEST ADVERT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE :

the girl is soooooooo stupid!!!! who in their right minds would walk away from HIM for the CAR??!!!!
wasted sial!!!
@*&^%*&#%@^#$@$#^@R$!!!!

and yes, i know, i know im supposed to be over Milo...
but hey, kan you all know me?
me? and getting over guys?
yeah rite. lolx.

~vid~

Read the End, at least..

you wrote an essay in reference to what i said??
swt.

and yes it would kill me to use caps lock.
do you know how much energy it takes to hold down the shift-key and an alphabet key together??!!
no, but seriously, you can read what i write, rite? so wats the big fuss over caps? and everyone uses caps anyway...boring.

and my dear darling peoples,

the whole point of the STARTWO post below was for YOU all to go see whats on page seven of startwo.
NOT for you to leave comments in the tagbox, and ask me on msn about it.
-.-"
(see, i used caps lock)

and jea mie, since i pushed ur post down again, GO WRITE A NEW ONE.

long live the caps!

~vid~

** i think staying at home too long is beginning to have unhealthy effects on my mental health**

and by the way, just since you got me thinking, i would appreciate people leaving comments on this :
What Would You Do IF You Had a Month Left To Live?
(comments in tagbox, please)
i'll kick y'all if you dont comment.

A Ringgit for your thoughts.

Okay....I have some spare time now so I'm typing this so Vid won't bug me anymore.
I have something I would like to say in reference to Vid's post below.
The super long one with random facts about her.
Number 14 :
im helplessly confused. i have no idea what any of this is all about. i mean, the whole education, growing up, getting a job, getting married, having kids, bla bla bla, and then...you die. ooo-kayyyy. yeah, i can totally see the purpose of it all.
Before I start ranting on and on, Vidya, would it KILL you to use Caps Lock?
Okay.
Let us begin.
A friend of mine asked me something similar to this a few weeks ago.
He gave me a situation :
A girl got straight A1s in her SPM.
But on the day she went to get her certificate, she got involved in an accident and died.
His question was : What's the point of studying if she's going to die anyway?
All those years of studying... all for nothing.
At first, I actually thought he had a point.
I mean, like Vid said, we learn, work, get married and all.... just to die?
But then, the more I thought of it, the more ridiculous it sounded.
So this was what I answered :
It was an accident.
No one knows when accidents will happen.
Heck, if you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do?
Him : ( Can't remember what he said, but I think he said he would go bungee jumping or something. )
Me : Okay fine. Since everyone is going to die anyway, we might as well stop studying and stop working. Stop eating and stop sleeping. Stop living. I mean, we're all gonna die anyway right?
I shudder to think what the world would come to if everyone had this thought.
Doctors : Whatever. Everyone will die eventually, why should I waste my time treating them? Might as well go update my Facebook.
Teachers : Why educate the future generations? They're all gonna die anyway.
Chefs : Why bother cooking? Why bother feeding people if they're gonna die in the future?
Millionaire : Sigh. I'm going to die anyway, might as well give all my money to Jea Mie, that nice girl down the street. ( That wouldn't be so bad... XD )
Terrorists : Geez, everyone is gonna die eventually. I'm only helping to speeden up the process. What's wrong with that? They should be thanking me....
...and etc.
Well... you get the picture don't you?
Yes, it's true. We're all gonna die in the end.
But why depress yourself with all these thoughts?
For all you know, you could live to be 200 years old.
Why not try to make the world a better place?
I mean, if you're going to die eventually, might as well live a happy life and die a happy death right?
So... yeah.
That's what I think.
My opinion.
If you don't agree, then too bad. :)

--- JM ---

p.s Vidya, I posted. So stop bugging me.

Heartbreak.

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18 Jan 2008.

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STARTWO.

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page 7.

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~vid~

p.s. (Michelle says my posts have been getting "weirder. and WEIRDER. AND WEIRDER". LOL. i'll stop being weird lah...soon. :p)

Random Pictures.

Random pics.

Since Vidya keeps bugging me to post.

And I'm too lazy to think of anything to type.

--- JM ---

Help~!

If anyone knows the name of this plant/butterfly, please tell me.

Need it desperately for my Bio project. :(


--- JM ---

My Thoughts.

ive given up wondering if anyone actually reads my blog.
and im beginning to think that if no one reads this, then i wouldnt have to be careful about what i say.
i feel the need to rant randomly.
and so i shall.
if you think i'm weird...err, thats because i AM. live with it.

if anyone had told me, beginning of last year tat i would become an active blogger, i would have laughed them into oblivion.
seriously. i thought blogs were dumb. but then again, the only blogs that i did read happened to belong to bimbos who only knew how to critizise every other living being on the planet.
and then yeah, i started reading Michelle's blog and Bay's blog, and then i figured, maybe blogs weren't that bad after all.
so i tried it out. failed miserably. cos i started out doing wat most people do. you know, talk about my day, wat i ate, who i saw, bla bla bla. boring.
i duno if anyone else was interested in it, but i wasnt. i bored myself to death writing all that stuff.
i still do it sometimes, to try and inject some normalcy into this whole thing.

but im fed up.
im going to be as crazy as i like, and it doesnt really matter if everyone abandons this blog. duno why. cos half the time im not writing this for anyone else. im writing it for myself.
and i dont care if it makes sense or not, cos Life doesnt make sense.
the World doesnt make sense.
Nothing makes sense.
and im sick of pretending to be normal.
newsflash : I'm NOT.

wanna know stuff about me, that i havent yet told anyone?

1. i talk to my teddy bears. they have names, and characters, and i talk to them. sue me.

2. i fall in love with characters in storybooks. like, for real. and then i get all upset when it hits me that they DONT exist.

3. im a hopeless romantic. i believe in fairytales, and then i dont, and then i do...its a confusing process really. i dont believe in love. and yet i search for it desperately.

4. im helplessly confused. i have no idea what any of this is all about. i mean, the whole education, growing up, getting a job, getting married, having kids, bla bla bla, and then...you die. ooo-kayyyy. yeah, i can totally see the purpose of it all.

5. i dont make sense half of the time. i can just say stuff and sound really convincing, but most of the time it's all bullsh*t, and it amazes me that people buy that rubbish. it amazes me even more that I can come up with tat stuff.

6. i dont find myself funny at all. so i dont get why people do. it scares me. and i'll suddenly feel this inexplicable need to be funnier. and i dont want to be.

7. i hate cats with yellow eyes. i even hate kittens with yellow eyes. theyre freaky, and i dont like looking at them. i like it even less when they look at me.

8. i am dead scared of wolves. they were my hugest fear. i didnt have monsters under my bed, i had wolves. and the only way i could make them go away, was to hug Pinkie. and way back then, if i didnt have Pinkie, i couldnt sleep, cos Pinkie kept the wolves away.

9. i used to like playing with cockroaches, til i found out they could fly.

10. i hate insects because im scared of them. i shall not pretend. i AM scared of them. and i WILL scream if you throw a dead insect at me.

11. i'm afraid of dying. because i dont know what comes after. what happens to someone after they die? do you just disappear? or get reborn? or WHAT?? its a fear that nags at me at the most inopportune moments : what happens to the "I" after i die?

12. the reason i know i will never commit suicide, is because i tried it once before. and obviously it didn't work.

13. i dont like being morbid. im happy-go-lucky. just occasionally i think too much and develop my own quirky ideas of life, which shock everyone i share them with. including my parents. so i stopped. sharing my ideas.

14. i can live without my tv. i could live without my computer before i had a blog.

15. i cannot live without music. i sing to myself if its completely silent. and there's always a song playing in my head. especially when im in an exam hall.

16. i hate absolute silence. it scares me. im worried people can hear me think, and i dont want them to.

17. there are just times when i dont feel like smiling. and i get extremely irritated when people tell me to smile. i dont get why i should smile for no reason.

18. i have major mood swings. i just pretend i dont, cos its easier to get along with people that way.

19. i can start crying for absolutely no reason. the only thing i CANNOT cry over is guys. even if i try. i cant even sob without tears or anything. and sometimes it sucks, cos if i could cry over them, then maybe some of the hurt would go away.

20. i have had my heart broken more than once. mostly by myself. you can break your own heart, you know. its just easier to say someone else did it.

21. i talk to myself when i do maths. and more than once, people have started staring at me during exams, and ive had to kick myself and shut up.

22. im not smart or clever or hardworking or anything. i was just born lucky. and i can pretty much get away with everything...if i want to. most of the time i dont see the point in bothering.

23. im a very dont-carish person. i couldnt give a damn what happens in the world. i dont read newspapers. cos its the same old story all over again. and i dont see the fun in reading about who died, or who got killed, or which politician got busted.
tats not news, tats gossip presented professionally.

24. im not religious at all. i absolutely dislike going to the temple. i mean, sometimes, yes, i do want to go. but i dont like having people stare at you, and having the priest say prayers for you and all that. its distracting. and wholly unspiritual.

25. i like talking to God. like, have a conversation with God. tell Him about my day, tell Him my hopes, n stuff. and the best part about being brought up Hindu, is that when im most in need, i can imagine God to be a father, or a mother, or anything at all. because one of the principles of Hinduism is : "believe what you want to". and that rocks.

i'm one very very complicated person. and i have yet to meet one single person who knows and understands everything about me. and that includes my parents.
but thats okay.
im not misunderstood.
im just not understood fully.
and those are two very different things.

~vid~

Ekam Eveileb. The Reason I Didnt Go Insane. :)

omg, i love this book.
so completely.
the only thing i love more than this book right now is Ivan.
no, NO, NOT ivan tan.
the Ivan in the book.
i want an imaginary friend!! maybe i'm too crazy to need one. i should learn how to be more depressed. :(

Lesley, you're right. the song IS a bit too slow moving for me. there's no music. :(
the only other song that seems appropriate is this one.
In Pieces :


(yes i know its not a video, just a picture, but i'd rather embed from youtube, than from that imeem thing everyone else is using.
because imeem starts playing songs whether you want to listen to them or not. and i find it desperately annoying to have to suddenly have music that i dont like blasting into my ears when i blog-hop. especially if i already have another song playing. no offence meant, though.)

~vid~

Bay's Tag (Since I'm Too Hyper to Read)

The Rules:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules.
2. List eight (8) random facts about yourself.
3. Tag eight people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them).
4. Let them know they've been tagged.

1. Bay's linked! go cari on the right hand side. first name summore. LOL.

2.
(eight only??! yerrrr.)
a) i like baby wolves!!!! :) please humor me and call them baby wolves, "wolf cubs" sounds so uncute.
b) I still watch winnie the pooh!! the cartoon. "adventures of winne the pooh", and i sing along to the theme song. :p
c) I own more than 60 teddy bears. FLUFF! k, nvm.
d) I love Pinkie more than anyone else in the world, and that includes my family.
e) I have this thing for pecs. as long as they're on guys.
f) I have a thing for footballers.
g) I sometimes check out girls with my guy friends. considering i have better taste in girls than most of them.
h) My nose is crooked. and so are both my middle fingers.

3.
JEA MIE.
(since this is the only way i can get you to blog)
lazy wan tag other people who arent going to do this tag anyway.

4. err.. anyone who happens to be extremely bored, consider yourself tagged! and yes, you can say i tagged you. XD not that anyone will, but..yeah.

~vid~

EW, I Hate Insects With Big Scary Eyes

I LOOOOOOVE THIS MOVIE!!

and for all those idiots out there who dont (yes, you HAVE to be an idiot not to like it) :

PEOPLE, ITS A DISNEY MOVIE! OF COURSE ITS TOUCHY-FEELY AND PREDICTABLE!!
DUH.

i mean, you KNOW whats gonna happen at the end. but like someone said (cant remember who, unfortunately), its not about the outcome, its about the journey.
and yeah, you go without expectations, trust me you'll enjoy it.
damn freaking funny.
the girl is sooooo cute! shes simply ADORABLE!!
and The Rock is pretty cute too. (not looks. character. acting. however-you-describe-it.)
and his sidekicks (uh...the rest of his football team), damn, they're funny. :p

oh and i bought a book today.
"If You Could See Me Now" by Cecilia Ahern. (again)
she's an awesome writer...i'm only at chapter 4, and i already love the book!
*worships Cecilia Ahern*
LOL.

oh, and no one 'cept Fiona commented on the post below.
bet no one even read it.
MY poor Schweini.
*coughs in the most obvious manner possible*
aiyer, you guys not fun lah!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
im hyper!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i shud probably shut up now.
before i get stuck in a mental institution. XD

~vid~

Bastian Schweinsteiger

NOTE : DO NOT READ if you are completely uninterested in...well, Bastian Schweinsteiger. because i refuse to be held responsible if you consider reading this particular post a waste of your time and brain activity.

there were two reasons for writing this post. ('were' because one of the reasons is no longer valid)
1. because i'm bored.
2. because this particular dedication is long overdue. :p

wait, first i have to say something about The Conver, which was what started this whole thing anyway.
i think everybody who was in 5 Omega in 2006 would know about The Conver. hehe.
for those who dont :
bascially, after the World Cup, me and Rachel (or should it be Rachel and I?) started writing this dialogue thing which initially started off with just Schweini and Poldi(Podolski)
(btw, we're both staunch Germany supporters)
it was an accident though, it just so happened that i liked Schweini and she liked Poldi. it was only after a few weeks that we discovered the two were best friends in real life. weirdness.
yeah, so, anyway, the dialogue became more of a story, and it just grew...
we added more characters (including ourselves), and we kept on writing til we had about 60 pages of foolscap paper, both sides.
and then we decided that we should move on to Part 2. so we did. and then we decided we'd have to write a trilogy, rite? i mean, whoever heard of a story with just TWO parts?
and what would we call it anyway? a duology?
yeah, but the point of my telling you all this is to explain that after The Conver, i've naturally come to refer to Schweini in a more fonder manner than i would use for other celebrities.
in simpler terms : i talk about him like as though he's my best friend la. XD

and now i shall start properly.
why Bastian Schweinsteiger? well, cos i was absolutely crazy over him for a while in Form 5, for no specific reason.
definitely not because of looks, although he does look really adorable.
and not entirely because hes a superb midfielder.
i just went crazy over him. fullstop. unexplainable.

and then today, i was looking for pics of him, for this post, and i decided to go look at his brother.
(who, by the way, is also a footballer. whom i hadn't ever seen before today, and for some reason i always had thought that he wouldnt look as good as Schweini).
yeah, well it turned out to be a bad idea.
cos the brother is CUTE.
and damn hot.
and then i was so distracted i though maybe i'd blog about him instead of Schweini.
BUT, no, this post was meant for Bastian Schweinsteiger and it shall be for Bastian Schweinsteiger.

k, NOW i shall start (finally). no more diversions, i promise. :p
so...
BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER.
Better known as Schweini. (me thinks its an adorable nickname)
He's 23 this year, super tall (181 cm, super tall for me la), and like i said before, hes a superb midfielder.
arguably the best midfielder EVER.
(although Rachel will not agree with me on this)
oh, and what attracted me most about him : the fact that few years ago, he got caught breaking in to the Bayern Munich swimming pool at midnight.
MIDNIGHT.
LOL. sounds fun, doesnt he? XD
or crazy. well crazy attracts crazy, so can you blame me?

anyway, PICS :
(not in chronological order)

the best friends:


and their famous celebratory dance :



his very not-nice hair colour which he sported sometime last year. i think he dyed it back now, good boy. (i THINK)


with his ex-gf, daniela :


with current gf, sarah brandner (i think the ex is prettier, though) and his silver hair makes him look old :( :

more pics, cos i like 'em :








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A Proper Update

kay, so a proper update of what happened today.
**warning : this is going to be a long post, with alot of unnecessary stuff thrown in, jz cos i feel like it.**
today was one of the longest days on my life, i swear.
i shall go in chronological order, k?

so my instructor picked me up at 6.45 in the morning (as usual), and i nearly froze in the car.
i swear, by the time we reached the driving academy i was shivering.
it didnt help that i naturally get cold fast. cold-blooded. aih..
i freeze when its cold, and sweat like a pig when its hot. yay me.
and then, federal highway was damn jammed la, cos this dumb lorry overturned in the middle of the road. so we reached the driving school one hour later.
ONE FREAKING HOUR to get from subang to PJ. rubbish!
oh, and i think the dj's on Fly Fm's pagi show are absolute rubbish also. they're lame lah.
long live JJ and Rudy!

k so then we reached the academy/school (finally), and went to listen to this briefing.
and the guy had to stand on the slope lah, of all places to give us the briefing. there's ten miles of space, and he has to make us listen to him on the slope. but he was nice la, so hes forgiven.
cheh wah. :p
so then we went to sit down n wait for our number to be called n all.
and i saw this guy (this is the unnecessary part. XD), who was super freaking tall. i was barely up to his shoulder!!
and i thought he was pretty sexy...then he started smoking. O_O
sexiness level went to negative.

my slope was okay.
my parking was...erm, well, i banged something.
the pole.
hehe. no la, i was going out of the parking spot, cos i did my parking edi, then i released the clutch a bit too much, and the car went too far right.
and theres these 3 poles on the right, rite?
i sort of hit the one right in front. not exactly HIT it, more like touched it.
right in front of the JPJ fella summore. but luckily he was nice la.
i gave him the most pathetic look i could, and he let me go.
three point turn was k la. easiest wat.
so i passed all tat. the bahagian 2.
and i finished it by 10. actually, nearer 9.30.
and i went for my on-the-road at 4.

I HAD TO SIT THERE FROM 10-4.
wth, rite??
and i was too nervous to eat, so i didnt.

and the thing is, there was this guy (also really good looking, btw, doesnt smoke, which makes him very sexy), who did the slope with me. (and parking n everything else lah)
and he was sitting next to me while waiting for the on-the-road, and he got called at 1.
and i had to wait til 4.
rubbish.
mean JPJ people.

but the instructors there were really nice though.
this one instructor, who happened to be the one giving us the briefing in the morning (the funny one on the slope), actually came up to me and went like "didnt you do your parking at 9-smthng?? and you're still waiting?? why they make you wait so long??"
the thing is, ive never seen him before.
which means hes never seen me before.
and there are like 200 other students there.
and he remembered me??
o.o
maybe i stood out from the crowd or smthng.
eek. somehow i didnt think it was for a good reason. the standing out from the crowd thing.
or maybe it was cos i was the only one out of the 200 who was wearing bright red. eek.

oh, and also, i finally found someone i hate more than my instructor :
my JPJ tester.
but i dont hate my instructor any more though. and no, i havent killed him yet. im reconsidering.

but let me run through my o-t-r experience first, yea?
like i said, my turn was at 4 oclock. which is when all the govt officers get off work. and since SDC is surrounded by govt offices : traffic jam.
and also, i was the lastest last student to be tested.
and all the other students went back edi. so did all the other JPJ testers.
so i drove until the main road, and then i got stuck.
cos it was bumper-to-bumper traffic, and no one would let me cut in at all.
and i could have cut in, BUT since im a learner driver, i have to wait til theres ten miled of space before i can cut in, rite?
so i waited. and waited. and waaaaaaiiiiitttteeed.
until one of the instructors from SDC, who was going home, cut in before me, and blocked the traffic for a bit, just so i could go.
like i said, theyre nice.
oh, did i mention it was raining?
brek tak makan wei!! and the clutch oso got problem. i have to completely let it go before the car will move.
and tat sux when ur trying to balance on the slope, la, rite? and i didnt dare to completely let go while balancing cos i scared the car will mati enjin.
and then, right, in that TRAFFUC JAM AND RAIN AND EVERYTHING, he made me drive on route B. the one with all the traffic lights, and slopes, and cutting in, and bends.
i cudve killed him, i swear.
grr.
so finally, when i got back (finally!), which was at 4.30, btw, i was dead tired, and my left leg was numb. had to press the clutch all the way back cos it was really bumper-to-bumper traffic.
and he gave me six crosses, on the pink paper thing, and gave me FOUR.
maybe he meant 14, but he wrote 4. ah, wat the heck la, either way fail, rite?

my instructor was surprisingly nice about the whole thing though.
as in super super nice.
i was shocked.
cos he was damn pissed with the JPJ fella's for making me wait so long, and he was annoyed that the tester made me take route B in tat rush-hour traffic, and he said it was bad luck tat i got the grumpy chinese man and tat it was raining.
yeah, so im not killing him just yet.

hold on, got flashback. (unnecessary also)
there were some people, all 17 or 18 year olds, who were sitting near me.
this was around 3 oclock la. they all finished their test, and were waiting for one more person from their group to finish.
and they were gossiping like mad about some girl called Jenna.
erm, i think Jenna was in cempaka, and then transferred to another school or smthng. Lesley, do you know her?
anyway, whoever she was, she kena kutuk nicely today.
they were at it for about half n hour. poor girl.

aih, my mum jz called the guy who owns the driving school.
(its The World...i think)
anyway, he said he didnt get why i failed. and he was like "why do you want more lessons? no need lah!"
but i need the practice la. bleh.
so friday lesson again. at least got 3 day break.

and now im tired.
so im gonna shut up and go sleep in front of the tv.

~vid~