House for Viewing

Wah I damn annoyed now.

Come, lemme tell you the story of how I became a real estate agent for a whole hour.


This one Chinese family just came to the penthouse in vista claiming to be relatives of our house owner...
...and they wanted to see the house.
Wtf?
At 8 oclock on a Tuesday? Seriously??



Dahlah TODAY, of all days, I very hardworkingly piled all my MSK notes on the table next to me to start studying.
Then right.
Summore, of all things, I was reading through that stupid Haversian System thing...cos I can't remember shit from Sem1.
Eh. no. Make that I never bothered studying in Sem1.
Yes.
Well.
ANYWAY.
In that mess. With all my books and notes and teddy bears and empty coffee mugs and everything strewn across the table and with my housemates strewn at other random parts of the house...WE WERE EXPECTED TO SHOW THEM AROUND.
WTF.
YOU THINK I GOT TIME TO SHOW PEOPLE HOUSES IS IT.
THINK I STUDYING MBBS TO BECOME REAL ESTATE AGENT ISIT.



Then right.
They came into the house, and then the lady can ask me summore "Can I wear slippers inside the house?"
Me : No. (DUH)
Lady : (wears slippers inside anyway) But you're wearing them.
Me : These are my house slippers.
...
Lady : OH. ISIT. (then takes out slippers)

wtf?


Then the small kid with them didnt want to take out slippers at all.
I pretend never see la. Takkan wan go fight with small kid.


Then right.
They wanted to go upstairs.
The man was halfway up the stairs, baru turn and ask me "Can I go upstairs?"
Gee.
You think?

I was like "I have to go wake up my housemates first" and luckily I did, because the whole lot of them were sleeping.
Then the small kid started this big drama at the foot of the stairs la.
Can cry summore cos dowan to take out slippers.
-___-
Wah if my kid, I would have slapped her straight.
Go ppls house dunno how to behave isit.


Then after that, we let them come up la right.
THEN THE STUPID MAN. YOU KNOW RIGHT ITS A HOUSE FULL OF GIRLS.
VERY IMPORTANT ISIT MUST STICK UR HEAD INTO OUR TOILET?

THEN RIGHT.
MUST GO WALK ON THE BALCONY.
NEVER SEE BALCONY BEFORE ISIT. DAHLAH PEOPLE DRYING underclothes THERE CAN?

At least the lady walk there pun I dont mind so much.
THE MAN MUST GO SEE SEE EVERYWHERE FOR WHAT.
My father oso has never entired my Vista toilet okay. -_-


Then Sarwees's room door was locked, cos shes not around.
Then we explained to them roughly the size of the room la cos they wanted to know.
Then right.
The lady can ask us : "How many square feet ah?"
No, really.
Thats like the one thing in life that I would be so sure of knowing.

@#(*@)#(*@(#*@)#(*


Then ask about neighbours.
Mana la I know how my neighbours are.
Then theres this one African guy living next door to us. Then they wanted to know if he disturbs us.
No. (DUH...again)
You sure he never disturb?
-___-
I look like Miss Universe isit, random African guy wan come disturb me? You think he got nothing better to do isit?


Then I asked them straight la : "You all planning to buy this house isit?"
Then she said she thinking about it.
:O
THEN IN THE BEGINNING LIE TO ME FOR WHAT.
OWNER'S RELATIVES MY GRANDFATHERS BACKSIDE LA CAN.


Stupid people.
Stupid house owner. No sense of propriety isit?
You let people stay in your house then you tell other people to go look see look see as and how they want?
Wtf?



See.
No mood to study ady.
ROAR.



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