Top Five Reasons To Marry An Accountant

1. They will probably understand how to fill in income tax forms (and actually be able to decipher all the mumbo-jumbo on the income tax website). 

2. They will understand taxes. 

3. Taxes, man. 

4. Fucking taxes. 

5. Also, they will probably notice you throwing hard-earned money away on things you cannot afford and tell you to tone it the fuck down. 



Can you tell I have reached the end of my tether just trying to deal with adult things like income taxes? 
And the e-filing website just had to crash while I was in the middle of entering data into the BE form. 





 ~vid~ 




P.s. I met a puppy today. 
!! 
!!! 
kbai.