The First Aid Test

I think most of you must have known by now that I had a first aid test today.
I mean, from my msn personal message and the fact that i announced it to the whole world.
So yeah, today I sat for the First Aid test.

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OMG if the other exams in IMU are like this, CAN DIE WEI!!!!

I studied the lecture notes a million times over! Nearly died doing it summore.
Damn freaking hard to understand!!!
And I went to sleep at 2am yesterday, studying the stupid thing.
Then today I sat and studied summore, until I decided I had successfully memorised everything, and that my brain would shut down if I worked it anymore.
Summore the test counts for 3% of the final result for Semester 1 you know!
Stress giler...

So finally at 3clock we went la to the MPH.
And then all the lecturers were like "Dont worry, this paper is easy. In fact, its so easy that we hope you dont consider it an insult to your intelligence."
Wth.
But there was something so off about the way they said it, that we were like betul ke this people?
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So I opened the paper la...
...and died.
The questions were so weird wei!!!!
Our lecture notes and the exam questions were like North Pole-South Pole! NO CONNECTION!!!
CAN CRY.
So bloody hard!!

And there was this visiting Dean from some Canadian University (one of the Partner Medical Schools i think) who was invigilating the whole thing la.
HE WAS SO SCARY.
He caught SO MANY students for cheating, he tore up a guy's paper cos the guy didnt bring ID (scary la!!!) and he sent a girl out cos she wasnt dressed properly, and he made a few rows change places with other rows, cos he saw people "getting friendly with their neighbour's paper"
WTH.
Scary like shyt.
And he damn fierce summore.
He kept kicking people out of the exam hall!!
Tension giler nak mampus.

Then like 5 minutes before time was up, they told they were going to stop the exam cos there were too many "breaches in trust", and that we would have to resit the paper later on.
We were like WTF, RESIT!? Not enough ah we die today!?!

And then right, he called all the sent-out-students back in and asked them to explain to us WHY they had been cheating, since it was cos of them that the rest of us would have to resit the paper, rite?
Then they started la one by one...explaining.
By then we were like ehhhh...something not right here.

Guess what?
THERE WAS NO TEST.
IT WAS PART OF THE BLOODY ORIENTATION.
WTF?!!!!!

The students caught for cheating, the students sent out, heck, EVEN THE CANADIAN DEAN WERE ALL SENIORS!!!
The "Dean from Canada" was only from Semester 3 summore!!
SO SAKIT HATI YOU KNOW!!!

Duno whether wan to laugh or scream or cry!!
Grrr.
I still canNOT believe that all the lecturers were in on it!
Summore we studied so hard! WTH.
DAMN MEAN LA THEY ALL!!!

People in IMU are C-R-A-Z-Y.

~vid~