Why I Should Specialise In Psychiatry

I think Psychiatry would be my true calling.


You see rite, if I did become a Psychiatrist :


Possiblity One :
My patient would be so happy to find a doctor crazier than him/her, and that would give him/her hope of being cured. And we all know that positive thinking is half the battle. :)


Possibility Two :
(which is the more likely one)
My patient would be so upset that his/her doctor is crazier than him/her, and would probably go jump out the window. Which would make life easier for everybody.


So you see, either way, the problem will be solved.
Although I should probably charge consultation fees before letting them see me. :p
AND I should probably consider having my office on the 20th floor. With a balcony (easier for them to jump).

Okay, but honestly,I cannot imagine myself being a doctor. I'm not serious enough. o.o

~vid~