Heartbreaking day

CNY is coming, so is Valentine's...I hate Valentine's day, it makes me jeles..It makes me feel desperate.That one day every year hurts me. When I see couples walking around, I feel like breaking them up..I am psychotic~so am I.At least this year is better,I can forget about valentine's and celebrate CNY. I hate me, myself and I. Forgive me for being insane.

The Valentine's hater,

YQ

Rant No.239482739487

So my internet is insaaaaaaaaanely slow, which is resulting in my extreme moodiness.
Doesn't help that there's hardly anyone on msn to entertain me.
*cries*

So.
Random thoughts, cos I don't have a topic in mind to blog about.



I detest obnoxious people.
I detest people who deem it necessary to announce their talents to the whole world on a constant basis.
I get it that you think you're great. I think I'm great too, but I don't yell it from the rooftops now, do I?


I detest people with no common sense.


I detest people who don't put in their full effort for projects.
I get it that you don't care. But I DO. And so does everyone else in the group.
So stfu and pull your weight.


I detest people who think its necessary to talk when I'm reading/thinking.
Silence will not kill you.
If you NEED to talk, go talk to someone else.


I detest people who go on and on about something I'm completely not interested in.
Unless you're one of my best friends, I DO NOT CARE if some super cute guy looked at you in the bus.
Your emo love stories don't matter to me. You don't matter to me.


I detest people who come over unannounced.


I especially detest people who tell me "If you don't like medicine, you should totally quit! Live for yourself!"

Some of us can't afford to drop everything and run after our dreams.
Some of us have obligations we have to fulfil.
Some of us have to sacrifice everything we've ever wanted for someone else.

Sometimes that sacrifice is worth it.
But it doesn't make you any less bitter.



I'm tired of typing now.
And my bad mood is wearing off. I'm now frustrated more than anything else.

RAWR.

Everything above was not written with a specific person in mind.
'Twas a few people.
If you see your characteristic on the list, then stay away from me, 'cos even if I hate you I'd still be nice to you.

Civilization cannot exist without a little hypocrisy ~ Gilbert Blythe, Anne of Green Gables



~vid~

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.

I ish upset.

No one comments on this blog anymore! *cries*
Can you believe I have 4 followers and YET. YET. no one comments?!





I mean you don't have to know me personally to leave a comment, rite?
Jz say something so that at least I don't feel like I'm syok-sendiri-ing and that no one reads this and that even if people read this no one cares and no one loves me and...

...yeah, okay, I'm going to stop with the drama now.


I'm bored.
And theres no one online.
And I swear med school has sapped me of all my creativity....aaand its going to rain so I'm going to off my laptop and go play the piano now.



NOT THAT ANYONE CARES.
*cries some more*



~vid~

Wary bird trying to build a nest repeatedly being frightened away

I have been in a terribly good mood lately.

I mean you know, apart from the fact that everyone lost in the Aus Open.
Well, everyone of importance.
Well, almost.
Any chance of Tsonga winning the finals?

...yeah, exactly.


BUT, I digress.



Anyway, so yesterday I was eating Koko Krunch at 1am (I was hungry okay) and watching Whose Line is it Anyway.
...which almost resulted in my snorting milk out of my nose very unattractively.
:D

Nah. I show you the clip that made me laugh like a mad cow all by myself :D



Ryan is hilarious.

Poor Jeff looks so confused by the end of it all.
O YA O YA.
Ladies and gentleman, sexy dude in black suit in clip above = Jeff Davis.

Boyfriend terbaru saya.
AND I SAW HIM FIRST.
So hes mine. :D


Okeh. I wan go watch more WLIIA now.
The links to the rest of the above episode :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX_P9HzAGD4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK9CkXkOn9Y

~toodles~

Shall blog more when I is not in couch-potato mode kay?


~vid~

Random Update - start of hols...again.

I tell you, this Aus Open is jinxed la okay.

Who agrees with me that Jo-Wilfried Tsonga would have made an excellent Jacob? :D

I want to play badminton.
Anyone up for it?

I'm disoriented. Sinusitis wtf. AHHH.

:p

~vid~

Circle of Life

I've had this urge ALL DAY today.
...to yell out the intro part of the Circle of Life from Lion King.

So Imma do it here.

Naaaaaaants ingonyama bagithi Baba

(its actually Nants, not Naaaaaaants but since I'm yelling it I'm pulling it
longer :D)

Translation : 
Here comes a lion, Father.

Cool, no?

:D

This is the entire intro..in case anyone's interested :

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba  [Here comes a lion, Father]
Sithi uhm ingonyama           [Oh yes, it's a lion]

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama

Siyo Nqoba                    [We're going to conquer]
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala    [A lion and a leopard come to this open
place]

I have a migraine.
And yes I'm online while I have a migraine.
Cos I have to look up stuff for my presentation tmr. If I didn't I'd be asleep by now.
But aaaaaaaaaah.

Anywayyy, I feel like tearing off half my face right now.
RAWR.
Damn pain can.



La la la.
Ok my entire point of blogging today was to virtually yell out the Here Comes A Lion thing.

...

What?
I had an urge.
pfft.
:D


~vid~

..thats cos uh..Patchy got washed. :D

Why Hewitt?
Whyyy?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?


Right.
Focus.
Essay. :D

~vid~

p.s. I'm incredibly jobless. OH OH when I finish my essay I shall blog about Jeff Davis k k?? k.

wheeeee~

Patchy is brown again!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I am annoyed.
Fed better lose today.

And Hewitt better kick Davydenko's Russian backside.

pfft.



On another note,
I still have yet to START my essay...which was due uh..last week.
:D

I rawk.

Good nite y'all. I needs sleeps.

Rawr.


~vid~

LADYBIRD

Hello peepos~I read something interesting when I was waiting at the hospital. I am actually suffering from some chronic disease, that's why I was in the hospital....forgive me for making up this whole drama but I really was in a private hospital yesterday night....

OK, before I go too far, you see a ladybird picture on top, right?Yep, ladybird will be our discussion topic today.

I was flipping through some fashion magazine at some hospital's lounge and I came across this jewelry advertisement. The advertisement was basically promoting its ladybird series of ring and brooch, quite nice, it captured my attention. But I can see, cannot buy, so what's the difference?

Anyway, I care more about the words beneath those beautiful ladybird jewelry...

It says the appearance of ladybird signifies happiness. Some people believe that if you see a ladybird, it means good luck is coming to you.

I didn't know that a black-dotted red insect can be that important, till yesterday night. Or is it a commercial effect?? My mum used to squash those poor lil things into pieces when they ate up all those vege in front of my house, when they actually bring happiness to my family. I think I have kidnapped one of those ladybirds or some unknown bug and closed it in a little box without giving it food..LOL, because I thought it would survive when I was 4..

AHHH~tsk tsk,I wonder how evil mankind can be..

I will learn to love ladybirds from now on.

An about-to-be ladybird lover,

-YQ-

RE:STORY CHALLENGE

Requirements :1. Must be a one-shot2. Must include the following words :- Spongebob- banana- Japanese- enchanted- accounting- do re mi- pickle juice- dead iguanas3. Must include a homo couple (doesn't matter gay or les)4. Must include 8 idioms5. The entire story must take place within the time span of one week.6. Must include at least one flashback.7. Must include the 7 colours of the rainbow.8. Main character must be a small child.NO :1. Deaths in the story.2. Emo pms-ing girls.3. Describing a character's facial features.4. Numbers at all. Not even spelt out numbers.5. Words like huh/right/but/ok/okay/uhm/erm/er/uhh, etc.6. Making faces.

Stated above are the requirements for my co-blogger's story challenge, thou the challenge is not for me, but I decide to take up the challenge since I am bored to hell nowadays. My story doesn't make sense at all, but I think I fullfilled the requirements, so just sit back and pretend to enjoy the whole crap i wrote.

MIMPI-MIMPI SAYA

Hi, nama saya ialah Spongebob. Walaupun saya orang cina, saya tidak tahu bertutur dalam Bahasa Cina. Maka, saya seorang banana. Saya selalu dicaci oleh kawan saya bagai kacang melupakan kulit kerana saya tak tahu bertutur dalam bahasa bangsa sendiri. Kebelakangan ini, saya asyik bermimpi tentang Japanese yang asyik bunuh moyang-moyang saya. Darah merah memercik di mana-mana sahaja tempat yang mereka pergi. Bak kata pepatah," Berat mata memandang, berat lagi hati dipikul". Saya berasa teramat sakit hati untuk moyang-moyang saya yang telah dseksa dengan teruk dalam mimpi saya. On the other hand, saya amat mengagumi sikap Japanese yang genggam bara api biar sampai jadi arang. Orang zaman dahulu selalu berkata," kalau tidak dipecahkan ruyung, manalah dapat sagunya." Saya sudah habis bercerita akan mimpi buruk saya.

Semalam, tanpa dugaan, saya bermimpikan sesuatu tempat yang indah dan menarik. Nama tempat itu "Enchanted Village". Tempat itu ditumbuhi pelbagai tumbuhan malar hijau. Kebiruan sungai di sana amat memesonakan, tetapi air yang tenang, jangan disangkakan tiada buaya. Di sana, pernah berlaku kes pembahaman homosexual couple oleh buaya ketika mereka berkelah di situ(p.s I din say they die). Kes pembahaman ini telah menjadi mitos lagenda villagers di sana. Kadangkala, apabila mereka happy, mereka akan mengadakan upacara menyembah couple homosexual berikut dengan menyanyikan lagu kampung mereka, iaitu lagu "DO RE MI". Akibat tragedi yang berlaku itu, penduduk di sana sangat membencikan reptilia. Setitik nila merosakkan susu sebelanga, tindakan buaya bodoh itu membaham homosexual couple telah menyusahkan iguanas di Enchanted Village. Penduduk di sana akan menggunakan apa jua cara sahaja untuk memburu dan membunuh reptilia, maka iguanas yang mendiami Enchanted Village dengan tenang telah menjadi mangsa pemburuan, menyebabkan kejadian "MASSACRE OF THE IGUANAS".

Usah risau, dead iguanas itu tidak dibazirkan. Penduduk Enchanted Village di sana akan mengawet badan iguanas itu dan memeras mayat mereka, untuk dapatkan pickle juice. aiyer...gelinya.Pickle juice itu boleh didapati dalam pelbagai warna lagi, ada orange, yellow dan purple etc. Pickle juice flavour warna indigo paling digemari pelancong dan penduduk tempatan, saya pun tak tahu kenapa.

Lama-kelamaan, bisnes iguana picklejuice ini telah menjadi sumber utama ekonomi village mereka. Penduduk di sana bekerja bagai aur dan tebing, ada yang buat accounting, ada yang hunt for iguanas, ada yang buat akuakultur iguana, ada yang jaga gerai, etc. Tiba-tiba, sayup-sayup kedengaran laungan mak saya ketika saya sedang bermimpi. Saya terbangun dari tidur, walaupun begitu, mimpi saya yang menarik ini masih melekat dalam kotak minda saya,bagai isi dengan kuku.

Thx for reading this whole crap,

-YQ-