Sunday 30 September 2007

Hi.

Right.
After consistent pestering from Vidya, I'm back. :)
Wait, hold on, let me close my Facebook window first.
It's lagging up my whole computer.
There.
All better.
Right.
So....
I had an eventful day yesterday.
My mother's mother's husband's sister's son was getting married.
Went to the tea ceremony in the afternoon.
Was at the groom's mother's son-in-law's restaurant.
It's called Jarrold and Rawlins I think.
Something like that.
Can't remember.
Super nice restaurant.
Westernised.
I know, right?
A tea ceremony at a place that serves Western food?
Cool, eh? :)
So there was this family sitting at a corner.
And there was this person sitting down.
Looking over the balcony.
So I was wondering, is this person a guy or a girl?
Proof that he's a guy :
1) His hair looks like a guy's hairstyle.
2) He has a deep voice.
3) He's dressed up as a posh gayish person.
Proof that she's a girl :
1) Her hair can also be considered girlish. In a tomboyish kind of way.
2) She has earrings on BOTH ears. ( Guys normally only have them on one ear. )
3) She has lots of accesories. ( But then again, lots of guys have them too. )
4) I THINK she has boobs. Can't really tell. There's a slight bump at the chest area but that could very much be the ruffle of the shirt or something.
Right.
So, what do YOU think?
Hmmmm...
Well, I came to the conclusion that she was a girl.
Think about it.
I shall tell you the answer in a while.
Meanwhile, I was sitting behind the bride.
There were 2 orchids on her head.
Decoration purposes.
And I kept staring at those orchids.
Huge green orchids.
And suddenly I was overcome with an urge to dissect those orchids.
Bio experiment.
Can't blame me.
So I was staring at those orchids non stop.
Wishing I could dissect them.
Of course, I didn't in the end. :(
Sad, eh?
Anyway, back to the gender issue.
When we were on our way home in the car,
I asked my mum about it.
And she said that person was a guy.
I asked my bro and he said : "Guy la of course!"
So it's 2 against 1.
And I lost.
So I was laughing at myself.
Taking a guy for a girl.
What was I thinking?
Went back home.
Went for driving lesson.
Which I screwed up.
But I digress.
Then went to the wedding dinner at night.
Same place.
Got down from the car.
And Lo and Behold!
Guess who was at the main entrance?
None other than the GUY!
...
wearing a skirt. =.=
I nudged my bro,
And he was like "Omigod, she's a girl."
And I was all "I told you so."
Moral of this story : Kita mestilah berpegang teguh pada pendirian.
Anyway, there were some handsome guys there.
But unfortunately,
2 are married.
1 is taken. ( By an Eurasian from UK )
1 is unknown. - Asal usul tidak diketahui.
The taken one is my grandfather's brother's son.
Went to UK.
Got himself a girlfriend there.
He's studying medics.
Lung specialist I think.
Looks ain't too shabby.
Too bad he's taken. XD
He's flying back to UK tomorrow though. :(
Love his fingers.
Super long.
And he has a way with babies. :)
Don't like his voice though.
Too deep.
Oh, btw,
the dinner was AWESOME!
very posh. XD
Don't get a chinese wedding like that everyday, do you? ^_^
Food was excellent.
Caviar, Cheese and crackers, etc.
I shall have to lose a few pounds now. :P
That's about it.
Lots more to talk about.
But I have to go eat my banana. :(
Till next time. ( Wonder how long that will be. )

--- JM ---